Is it Love, Lust or Marriage?

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LOVE VS LUST VS MARRIAGE

1. LOVE-When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST -When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE-When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

2. LOVE-When intercourse is called "making love."'
LUST -When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE-When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.

3. LOVE-When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST -When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE-When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

4. LOVE-When you share everything you own.
LUST -When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE-When the bank owns everything.

5. LOVE-When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST -When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE-When ... ooh. What's a climax?

6. LOVE-When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST -When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE-When you phone each other to bitch about work.

7. LOVE-When you write poems about your partner.
LUST -When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE-When all you write is checks.

8. LOVE-When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
LUST -When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all around
MARRIAGE-When you're only concern is what's on TV.

9. LOVE-When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST -When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE-When you never see each other awake.

10. LOVE-When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST -When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE-When your wallet empties every time you see them.

11. LOVE-When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST -When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE-When you listen to talk radio.

12. LOVE-When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST -When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE-When just getting through the day is your only thought.

13. LOVE-When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST -When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE-When you're only interested in your golf score.

14. LOVE-When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
LUST -When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
MARRIAGE-When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.

15. LOVE-You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
LUST-You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE-You only leave the house when you're allowed.