Being greedy gets you nowhere

Mishy · 05-29-2005, 06:18 AM

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He then calls the girl and gives her $50 and says "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties as it is not good to walk around without any panties on."

The girl then goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the money from, the girl explained what happened. Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the church. As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.

The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything walks back to the priest very calmly. The priest then gives the lady $1 and says, "Take this money and for God's Sakes, buy yourself a razor!"

Bones · 05-29-2005, 07:07 AM

Good one Mishy. LMAO

SSgt Shak · 06-01-2005, 08:06 AM

Oh so wrong! But oh so funny. Thank you.

Meagan · 06-01-2005, 09:42 AM

I liekd it a lot!

lilmamma · 06-01-2005, 09:49 AM

welcome to the jungle.....

05-29-2005, 06:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mishy Pubic Hair Inspector Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 358	Being greedy gets you nowhere There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He then calls the girl and gives her $50 and says "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties as it is not good to walk around without any panties on." The girl then goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the money from, the girl explained what happened. Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the church. As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down. The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything walks back to the priest very calmly. The priest then gives the lady $1 and says, "Take this money and for God's Sakes, buy yourself a razor!"

05-29-2005, 07:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	Good one Mishy. LMAO __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

06-01-2005, 09:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
Meagan Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,369	I liekd it a lot! __________________ Never turn your back on a charging turtle................Those who never take anything too seriously have a distinct advantage over those who do

06-01-2005, 09:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	welcome to the jungle..... __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

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06-01-2005, 08:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
SSgt Shak Great White Dope Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 664	Oh so wrong! But oh so funny. Thank you.

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