Sweet Revenge

Mishy · 05-29-2005, 05:31 AM

A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice.

Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw.

Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?"

Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!"

Bones · 05-29-2005, 07:12 AM

Ouch! That is so cold!

**mommysalomi** · 05-29-2005, 08:38 AM

good one she should make him pay!!!!!

05-29-2005, 05:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mishy Pubic Hair Inspector Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 358	Sweet Revenge A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!"

05-29-2005, 07:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	Ouch! That is so cold! __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

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05-29-2005, 08:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,493	good one she should make him pay!!!!!

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