10 Things not to say after sex!0

Moe · 05-20-2005, 06:58 PM

I did all of these myself , 100% original.

1) I have AIDS.
2) I pretended you were Britney Spears.
3) You sucked!
4) Was this your first time?
5) Do your genitals itch as much as mine do?
6) You weren't worth the cost of dinner.
7) How old did you say you were?

Next time, practice before you come over
9) You do it as good as my mom can!
10) I'M ONLY FOURTEEN!!!!!!!!

**Maximal** · 05-20-2005, 07:18 PM

not bad

in fact pretty good

Captain Barr · 05-21-2005, 03:47 AM

11. You're still here?

**mommysalomi** · 05-21-2005, 08:26 AM

12. Thats it?

Meagan · 05-21-2005, 09:20 AM

13. I wonder what your mom/dad looks like naked. You ever wonder about them too?

Moe · 05-21-2005, 09:33 AM

14. I hope you don't mind clamedia

iLyKe2EeTcRaY0nZ · 05-21-2005, 09:34 AM

15. You should have seen the girl that was here earlier.

16. Let me call my mom now.

Meagan · 05-21-2005, 09:37 AM

17. BTW, I was male until about a year ago.

Moe · 05-21-2005, 10:03 AM

18. I thought your sister was better.

lilmamma · 05-21-2005, 06:31 PM

19. ur dad was bigger and better

05-20-2005, 06:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Moe MTW Resident HoMoe Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,100	10 Things not to say after sex!0 I did all of these myself , 100% original. 1) I have AIDS. 2) I pretended you were Britney Spears. 3) You sucked! 4) Was this your first time? 5) Do your genitals itch as much as mine do? 6) You weren't worth the cost of dinner. 7) How old did you say you were? Next time, practice before you come over 9) You do it as good as my mom can! 10) I'M ONLY FOURTEEN!!!!!!!! __________________ http://www.myspace.com/moerockmusic Great music! moe rock music http://www.moerockmusic.com

05-20-2005, 07:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	not bad in fact pretty good __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

05-21-2005, 03:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
Captain Barr Established Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 479	11. You're still here? __________________ Your voice is the only weapon you need to own.

05-21-2005, 09:20 AM	#5 (permalink)
Meagan Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,369	13. I wonder what your mom/dad looks like naked. You ever wonder about them too? __________________ Never turn your back on a charging turtle................Those who never take anything too seriously have a distinct advantage over those who do

05-21-2005, 09:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
Moe MTW Resident HoMoe Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,100	14. I hope you don't mind clamedia __________________ http://www.myspace.com/moerockmusic Great music! moe rock music http://www.moerockmusic.com

05-21-2005, 08:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,493	12. Thats it?

05-21-2005, 09:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
iLyKe2EeTcRaY0nZ Maximal's Plaything Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 492	15. You should have seen the girl that was here earlier. 16. Let me call my mom now. __________________ "Bite my shiny, metal ass!" -Bender, "Futurama"

05-21-2005, 09:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
Meagan Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,369	17. BTW, I was male until about a year ago. __________________ Never turn your back on a charging turtle................Those who never take anything too seriously have a distinct advantage over those who do

05-21-2005, 10:03 AM	#9 (permalink)
Moe MTW Resident HoMoe Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,100	18. I thought your sister was better. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/moerockmusic Great music! moe rock music http://www.moerockmusic.com

05-21-2005, 06:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	19. ur dad was bigger and better __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

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