10 Things not to say after sex!0 - Page 8

**Morty** · 05-25-2005, 06:05 PM

118. Quick, get under the bed, my wife is home.
119. Can I take a shit on your face now. I've always wanted to try that after sex.
120. God damn leprosy. I was really hoping my penis was the last thing to fall off of me. Here bend over, I think its still in you.

Moe · 05-25-2005, 07:13 PM

121. Can you take that brown bag off your face now? we are done honey, youd think after 15 years of mariage i could handle your face guess i was wrong... *slaps*

**Morty** · 05-27-2005, 10:22 AM

122. Honey? Honey? Hey! Awh shit, guess we should of used a paper bag instead of a plastic bag and a rubber band.
Now how I am going to explain this one to the cops?

Bones · 05-27-2005, 10:30 AM

123. I'm sorry. But the voices don't want you to leave.

lilmamma · 05-27-2005, 10:48 AM

124. i guess your title is true iron....

**Irondog** · 05-27-2005, 01:18 PM

125. LIL where's the bottom of this tunnel? I'm 14" in and I still don't feel a thing.
126. Hey, your not my wife. She's not as wore out as you!
127. Damn, when was the last time you got laid? even the motor oil makes you feel dry.

Bones · 05-27-2005, 02:09 PM

128. Can I bring a Llamma next time?

Meagan · 05-27-2005, 07:36 PM

128. Are you in yet?? (just as he is getting off) LMAO ) (< true story

)

129. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FLOUR FOR!!

130. Do u mind if I go on ahead to bed while u do your thing with me?

131. Do you cleanse with MUSHROOMS?? Because thats all i can Taste......

**Irondog** · 05-27-2005, 08:49 PM

132. Who lost the ring in here?
133. Are you going to eat this corn or can I have it?

05-25-2005, 07:13 PM	#72 (permalink)
Moe MTW Resident HoMoe Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,100	121. Can you take that brown bag off your face now? we are done honey, youd think after 15 years of mariage i could handle your face guess i was wrong... slaps __________________ http://www.myspace.com/moerockmusic Great music! moe rock music http://www.moerockmusic.com

05-27-2005, 10:30 AM	#74 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	123. I'm sorry. But the voices don't want you to leave. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

05-27-2005, 10:48 AM	#75 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	124. i guess your title is true iron.... __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

05-27-2005, 01:18 PM	#76 (permalink)
Irondog KING OF MEAN Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,211	125. LIL where's the bottom of this tunnel? I'm 14" in and I still don't feel a thing. 126. Hey, your not my wife. She's not as wore out as you! 127. Damn, when was the last time you got laid? even the motor oil makes you feel dry. __________________ "What we have is a failure to communicate"

05-27-2005, 02:09 PM	#77 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	128. Can I bring a Llamma next time? __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

05-25-2005, 06:05 PM	#71 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,725	118. Quick, get under the bed, my wife is home. 119. Can I take a shit on your face now. I've always wanted to try that after sex. 120. God damn leprosy. I was really hoping my penis was the last thing to fall off of me. Here bend over, I think its still in you.

05-27-2005, 10:22 AM	#73 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,725	122. Honey? Honey? Hey! Awh shit, guess we should of used a paper bag instead of a plastic bag and a rubber band. Now how I am going to explain this one to the cops?

05-27-2005, 07:36 PM	#78 (permalink)
Meagan Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,369	128. Are you in yet?? (just as he is getting off) LMAO ) (< true story ) 129. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FLOUR FOR!! 130. Do u mind if I go on ahead to bed while u do your thing with me? 131. Do you cleanse with MUSHROOMS?? Because thats all i can Taste...... __________________ Never turn your back on a charging turtle................Those who never take anything too seriously have a distinct advantage over those who do

05-27-2005, 08:49 PM	#79 (permalink)
Irondog KING OF MEAN Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,211	132. Who lost the ring in here? 133. Are you going to eat this corn or can I have it? __________________ "What we have is a failure to communicate"

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