10 Things not to say after sex!0 - Page 4

Bones · 05-23-2005, 04:28 AM

54. Now I know where your daughter got that from.
55. Your right. Your Mother does do that better.

iLyKe2EeTcRaY0nZ · 05-23-2005, 04:47 AM

56. What just happened?

57. Let's get married.

58. What is that god awful smell??

59. What have I done?

69. Girl: "Let's do that again."
Guy: "Let's don't and say we did."

70. I think I'm gay.

Bones · 05-23-2005, 06:42 AM

71. Don't worry the Herpes come and go.

**mommysalomi** · 05-23-2005, 06:47 AM

#52 was great

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72. My brother taught me that....

Bones · 05-23-2005, 07:00 AM

73. Your Brother taught me that

Moe · 05-23-2005, 08:02 AM

74. Ass of today , i declare myself gay.

Moe · 05-23-2005, 08:03 PM

75. [in a John Madden voice] Now let me say a few things about that last play. The receiving corps went over-under in a tight-end route, and then I slipped into the pocket and dumped the ball off for a short gain. Then with the clock ticking down, I hit the seam and went in for a sneak, and then fired a Hail Mary into the end zone. It was a gamble, but it paid off in the end.

**Morty** · 05-24-2005, 11:00 AM

#76 - That was the best orgasm I've ever had. Sorry about shitting on the sheets.

#77 - Check it out, it kinda twitches as it goes back to being limp.

**Maximal** · 05-24-2005, 11:22 AM

78 - I don't need your number it is on the bathroom wall at work

79 - that is the last time I believe what is written on the bathroom wall

80 - I'll give you a 3 out of 10

**Maximal** · 05-24-2005, 11:23 AM

81 - it's your bed you sleep on the wet spot

05-23-2005, 04:28 AM	#31 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	54. Now I know where your daughter got that from. 55. Your right. Your Mother does do that better. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

05-23-2005, 04:47 AM	#32 (permalink)
iLyKe2EeTcRaY0nZ Maximal's Plaything Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 492	56. What just happened? 57. Let's get married. 58. What is that god awful smell?? 59. What have I done? 69. Girl: "Let's do that again." Guy: "Let's don't and say we did." 70. I think I'm gay. __________________ "Bite my shiny, metal ass!" -Bender, "Futurama"

05-23-2005, 06:42 AM	#33 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	71. Don't worry the Herpes come and go. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

05-23-2005, 07:00 AM	#35 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	73. Your Brother taught me that __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

05-23-2005, 08:02 AM	#36 (permalink)
Moe MTW Resident HoMoe Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,100	74. Ass of today , i declare myself gay. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/moerockmusic Great music! moe rock music http://www.moerockmusic.com

05-23-2005, 06:47 AM	#34 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,493	#52 was great ... 72. My brother taught me that....

05-23-2005, 08:03 PM	#37 (permalink)
Moe MTW Resident HoMoe Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,100	75. [in a John Madden voice] Now let me say a few things about that last play. The receiving corps went over-under in a tight-end route, and then I slipped into the pocket and dumped the ball off for a short gain. Then with the clock ticking down, I hit the seam and went in for a sneak, and then fired a Hail Mary into the end zone. It was a gamble, but it paid off in the end. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/moerockmusic Great music! moe rock music http://www.moerockmusic.com

05-24-2005, 11:00 AM	#38 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,725	#76 - That was the best orgasm I've ever had. Sorry about shitting on the sheets. #77 - Check it out, it kinda twitches as it goes back to being limp.

05-24-2005, 11:22 AM	#39 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	78 - I don't need your number it is on the bathroom wall at work 79 - that is the last time I believe what is written on the bathroom wall 80 - I'll give you a 3 out of 10 __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

05-24-2005, 11:23 AM	#40 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	81 - it's your bed you sleep on the wet spot __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

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