10 Things not to say after sex!0 - Page 3

Kase · 05-22-2005, 06:34 PM

35)CUT!

36)Ever heard of Edipus Complex? ...uh huh... well, I have these adoption papers I was going to show you, but...

Moe · 05-22-2005, 07:04 PM

37. MOM?

Bones · 05-22-2005, 07:25 PM

38. Do you have a clone? That would be so much fun.

Moe · 05-22-2005, 07:31 PM

39. I should get a discount due to the fractured penis.

lilmamma · 05-22-2005, 09:03 PM

40. who the hell are you.

41.will that be debit or credit

42. no im not untieing you

**Irondog** · 05-22-2005, 09:08 PM

43. So it's true what they say turn it upside down and they all DO look alike.
44. Why does my tongue burn all of the sudden?
45. I'm sorry I was aiming for your pussy and slipped.

Meagan · 05-22-2005, 11:34 PM

46. MY GOD U ARE INCREDIBLY SMALL, I mean Big, i mean HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Seriously u are the smallest, (<saying with tears in eyes from laugh so freaking HARD!)

**Maximal** · 05-22-2005, 11:47 PM

47. That is exactly what my secretary said when we were done

48. I have a better grip than you

49. Don't leak on my leather seats

50. I hope you are on the pill

51. your cab is here

Bones · 05-23-2005, 04:21 AM

52. Go ahead I know the Heimlich.

Bones · 05-23-2005, 04:24 AM

53. My ex did that better.

05-22-2005, 06:34 PM	#21 (permalink)
Kase Elder Monkey Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,725	35)CUT! 36)Ever heard of Edipus Complex? ...uh huh... well, I have these adoption papers I was going to show you, but... __________________ Currently trying to get a life "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

05-22-2005, 07:04 PM	#22 (permalink)
Moe MTW Resident HoMoe Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,100	37. MOM? __________________ http://www.myspace.com/moerockmusic Great music! moe rock music http://www.moerockmusic.com

05-22-2005, 07:25 PM	#23 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	38. Do you have a clone? That would be so much fun. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

05-22-2005, 07:31 PM	#24 (permalink)
Moe MTW Resident HoMoe Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,100	39. I should get a discount due to the fractured penis. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/moerockmusic Great music! moe rock music http://www.moerockmusic.com

05-22-2005, 09:03 PM	#25 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	40. who the hell are you. 41.will that be debit or credit 42. no im not untieing you __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

05-22-2005, 09:08 PM	#26 (permalink)
Irondog KING OF MEAN Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,211	43. So it's true what they say turn it upside down and they all DO look alike. 44. Why does my tongue burn all of the sudden? 45. I'm sorry I was aiming for your pussy and slipped. __________________ "What we have is a failure to communicate"

05-22-2005, 11:34 PM	#27 (permalink)
Meagan Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,369	46. MY GOD U ARE INCREDIBLY SMALL, I mean Big, i mean HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Seriously u are the smallest, (<saying with tears in eyes from laugh so freaking HARD!) __________________ Never turn your back on a charging turtle................Those who never take anything too seriously have a distinct advantage over those who do

05-22-2005, 11:47 PM	#28 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	47. That is exactly what my secretary said when we were done 48. I have a better grip than you 49. Don't leak on my leather seats 50. I hope you are on the pill 51. your cab is here __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

05-23-2005, 04:21 AM	#29 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	52. Go ahead I know the Heimlich. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

05-23-2005, 04:24 AM	#30 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	53. My ex did that better. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

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