domestic disturbance

[Kase]

A middle aged man goes to the doctor because he hasn't had sex with his wife in months. He explains it's a performance issue, and the doctor gives him a bottle of pills.
The man takes one, and has a terrific time with his wife, the best in years. He starts to wonder if one was that good, what would a whole bottle be like?
Later that night the police were called to a house because of loud noises coming from it. When they arrived a small boy opened the door, naked. The officers start to get a little nervous, and ask the boy what the hell is going on.
The boy replies "My sister is dead, My mom's pregnant, my butthole hurts, and dad's in the backyad yelling 'here kitty kitty kitty!'"


**if anything didn't make sense I translated it from this while half awake**
A family man goes 2 the doctor's n says, i havent had sex with my wife n months...
Doc ask's y.. The man say i want 2, but im haveing problems preforming... Ok, says the doctor, n he gives him a bottle of pills...

Later that night the man takes 1 pill n has sex with his wife... O man that was good he says... I wonder wht a hole bottle would feel like...

Later that very night the neighbors hear alot of noice comeing from the mans house.. They call the cops n the cops go 2 the house makeing the noise...They knock on the door n a naked boy opens it..

The cops ask the boy if everything is all right.... The boy replies, is EVERYTHING ALRIGHT, my sister's dead, my mothers pregnant, my butthole hurts, n my Dad's out side saying here Kitty kitty kitty!!

[Bones]

That's fucked up! Funny. But fucked up.

[mommysalomi]

good one.....

[wangfeinz]

LoL! dat's so nice.....

[iLyKe2EeTcRaY0nZ]

..that's fucked up!

[Morty]

totally, like OMFG, like, wow, like for sure.

[lilmamma]

what morty said