The Rodeo

SexyOne · 05-10-2005, 05:03 AM

A city slicker named Tommy was on vacation in Texas. His
hosts, being very hospitable, invited him to the local rodeo especially to see the greatest bucking bronco of all time, Blue Steel. Blue Steel was famed and renowned throughout the West for being the toughest meanest horse there ever was. He had seen off so many would-be riders that the rodeo organizers had promised $10,000 for anyone who could ride him just for 10 seconds.That afternoon, all the local Cowboys tried their best but Blue Steel lived up to his reputation and threw them all off with the greatest of ease. As a joke the organizers then offered the prize to anyone in the crowd who would dare to tangle with such a beast. Up jumped Tommy and of course everyone laughed at him. But the organizers decided to let the city boy have a try. Blue Steel bucked and lunged but Tommy not only stayed on the horse for 10 seconds but he stayed on for 20 seconds, then 30, then a minute! A few minutes more and Blue Steel was so exhausted he calmed down and
Tommy rode him all around the ring like a birthday party pony.
Everyone was astonished. "Considering you've never even sat on a horse before," said Tommy's friends "how on earth did you manage that?" "Easy," said Tommy "my wife's an epileptic."...
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Mishy · 05-10-2005, 05:07 AM

. thats just not right. But still hell funny.

**mommysalomi** · 05-10-2005, 07:47 AM

Bones · 05-10-2005, 09:27 AM

I agree with Mishy.

05-10-2005, 05:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
SexyOne MTW Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 232	The Rodeo A city slicker named Tommy was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him to the local rodeo especially to see the greatest bucking bronco of all time, Blue Steel. Blue Steel was famed and renowned throughout the West for being the toughest meanest horse there ever was. He had seen off so many would-be riders that the rodeo organizers had promised $10,000 for anyone who could ride him just for 10 seconds.That afternoon, all the local Cowboys tried their best but Blue Steel lived up to his reputation and threw them all off with the greatest of ease. As a joke the organizers then offered the prize to anyone in the crowd who would dare to tangle with such a beast. Up jumped Tommy and of course everyone laughed at him. But the organizers decided to let the city boy have a try. Blue Steel bucked and lunged but Tommy not only stayed on the horse for 10 seconds but he stayed on for 20 seconds, then 30, then a minute! A few minutes more and Blue Steel was so exhausted he calmed down and Tommy rode him all around the ring like a birthday party pony. Everyone was astonished. "Considering you've never even sat on a horse before," said Tommy's friends "how on earth did you manage that?" "Easy," said Tommy "my wife's an epileptic."... __________________ __________________ Be careful about giving a piece of your mind... you may not get by on what's left

05-10-2005, 09:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	I agree with Mishy. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

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05-10-2005, 05:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mishy Pubic Hair Inspector Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 358	. thats just not right. But still hell funny.

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