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SexyOne · 05-09-2005, 02:47 PM

Charlie marries a virgin, and it's their wedding night.
He's on fire,
so he gets naked, jumps into bed and immediately begins
groping her.

She says, "Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as
you are at the dinner table."

So he sits up, folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is this
better??"

She replies,"Much!"

To which he replies, "Okay. Now, will you please pass the
pussy?"

**Maximal** · 05-09-2005, 02:49 PM

lilmamma · 05-09-2005, 03:56 PM

05-09-2005, 02:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
SexyOne MTW Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 232	Manners Charlie marries a virgin, and it's their wedding night. He's on fire, so he gets naked, jumps into bed and immediately begins groping her. She says, "Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table." So he sits up, folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is this better??" She replies,"Much!" To which he replies, "Okay. Now, will you please pass the pussy?" __________________ Be careful about giving a piece of your mind... you may not get by on what's left

05-09-2005, 02:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
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