Stupid husband

SexyOne · 05-09-2005, 08:15 AM

The Dinner Conversation That Went Wrong:

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you re-marry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handedâ€¦."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Damnâ€¦"

Meagan · 05-09-2005, 08:39 AM

omg, BUSTED!

Bones · 05-09-2005, 11:12 AM

DOH!

lilmamma · 05-09-2005, 12:07 PM

OOOOOO SHIT BUUUSTED!!!!

05-09-2005, 08:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
SexyOne MTW Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 232	Stupid husband The Dinner Conversation That Went Wrong: WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you re-marry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handedâ€¦." WIFE: - - - silence - - - HUSBAND: "Damnâ€¦" __________________ Be careful about giving a piece of your mind... you may not get by on what's left

05-09-2005, 08:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Meagan Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,369	omg, BUSTED! __________________ Never turn your back on a charging turtle................Those who never take anything too seriously have a distinct advantage over those who do

05-09-2005, 11:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	DOH! __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

05-09-2005, 12:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	OOOOOO SHIT BUUUSTED!!!! __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

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