big game hunter

[lilmamma]

The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his
hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could
dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he
would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate
the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that
killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if
they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on. They blindfolded
him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it
for a few moments, he announced "Bear." Then he felt the bullet hole and
declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right. They brought him
another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit
longer this time and then said, "Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle. He was
right again. Through the night, he proved his skills again and again,
every time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, drunk
out of his mind,and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in
the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife, "I
know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and
not remember it. Where did I get this blackeye?" His wife angrily
replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down my
panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, "Skunk,
killed with an axe."

[mommysalomi]

yucky, but pretty funny

[justjeff]

That's what alcohol in excess will do to ya,

[Meagan]

O.M.G.! that is hilarious!