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Old 05-07-2005, 08:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Micheal Jackson jokes

What's does MJ and cavaier have in common?
Both cum on little white cracker's!!

What the differnece between MJ and acne?
acne waits until u r 13 to cum on your face!

what does MJ and KMart have in common?
Both have lil boy's shorts half off!!
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Old 05-07-2005, 08:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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wow thats funny...
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Old 05-07-2005, 10:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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How did I end up with Newbie Sperm? Does everyone start that way?
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Old 05-07-2005, 11:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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yup, you move on up to be one of mortys nuts over time
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Old 05-07-2005, 11:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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more MJ jokes-

Why did MJ call boy's to men?
Thought they were a delivery service!

How do you know it is bed time at nevernever land ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand!!
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Old 05-07-2005, 11:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2005, 02:50 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Funny.
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what does mj like about 28 years olds....
theres 20 of them ..
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omg those are hilarious too!
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heres his mug shot, what a freak show he dont even look human anymore
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