apartment for rent

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A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to
spend the night with her for $500. So they do.

Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have
any cash with him, but he will have his secretary
write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment
'RENT FOR APARTMENT'.
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,
realizing that the whole event was not worth the
price.
So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and
enclosed the typed note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250

for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the

amount agreed upon, because when I rented the

apartment, I was under the impression that;

1) it had never been occupied

2) that there was plenty of heat

3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and
at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously
occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was
entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for $250
with the following note:



Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know
how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment
is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have
enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the
landlady.

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact
your present landlady.

[Moe]