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Old 05-06-2005, 05:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jokes Grass Sandwich

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".

She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."
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Old 05-06-2005, 07:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hehe, he got told! good joke.
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Old 05-06-2005, 08:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Now that was funny! Bet he was red in the face.
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