Forum: Thought of the day

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for.

Anything is easier to take apart than to put together.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.

If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!

A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.

The longer the title the less important the job.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Women are like fast food...they never look as good in real life as they do on TV.

A procrastinator's work is never done.

People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things.

You're old when when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

Don't attempt to run from the past, it is always behind you.

Even on the most exalted throne, you are still sitting on nothing but your ass.

"If you can't do it right the first time, then don't do it" Why cant people understand this I mean to me it is pretty self explanitory and is a rule that should be followed by all !!!!!

Teenagers are God's way of making you pay{in advance}for your Grand children

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it in shows and movies (maybe real life) when the "bad guy" is holding someone at gun point and making that person either walk to the edge of some cliff, building, whatever, or even worse make them dig their own grave, that the people do it? WTF! :omfg: The person has a gun and is going...

This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember we are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. -Maynard James Keenan

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.lmao

Some people complain that the roses have thorns. Others are thankful that the thorns have roses.

Yesterday I was clever,so I wanted to change the world..Today I am wise. so I am changing myself.............

If you're going to walk on thin ice. You might as well dance.

If you always do what you've always done, you will always get what you've always got.

American Indians know what happens if you don't control immigration.

Remember: Alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN .... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

Why is it that "over sleeping" makes you feel tired for the rest of the day? You would think it would just guarantee that you feel well rested. When you charge a battery and its fully charged but you leave it on the charger another hour or so, the battery doesn't start getting weaker. WTF! I...

Dog farts are much worse than People farts. Most of the time.