Our very own Maximal Will post a daily thought of the day. Look for guest host appearing weekly!!
In the interests of creating new "stuff" around here, I will be posting a New thought of the day, everyday. If you have one you would like to see posted email it to me at maximal at mortystwistedworld.com and I'll be sure to post them.
Ok so some of you enjoy the Thought of the Day and some of you enjoy taking the piss out of the person who posts the thought of the day. For the last two weeks we have had guest posters and I am looking for anyone else that would like a shot. Let me know!
This is the schedule for who is doing the thought of the day Jan 23 - Jan 30 inclusive - Danimal Jan 31 - Feb 7 inclusive - Nora Feb 12 - feb 21 inclusive - Mommysalomi Feb 22 - Mar 5 inclusive - Smilin Heinz Mar 9 - Mar 23 inclusive - Bones
"If you can't do it right the first time, then don't do it" Why cant people understand this I mean to me it is pretty self explanitory and is a rule that should be followed by all !!!!!
Teenagers are God's way of making you pay{in advance}for your Grand children
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it in shows and movies (maybe real life) when the "bad guy" is holding someone at gun point and making that person either walk to the edge of some cliff, building, whatever, or even worse make them dig their own grave, that the people do it? WTF! :omfg: The person has a gun and is going...
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember we are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. -Maynard James Keenan
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.lmao
Some people complain that the roses have thorns. Others are thankful that the thorns have roses.
Yesterday I was clever,so I wanted to change the world..Today I am wise. so I am changing myself.............
If you're going to walk on thin ice. You might as well dance.
If you always do what you've always done, you will always get what you've always got.
American Indians know what happens if you don't control immigration.
Remember: Alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN .... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.
Why is it that "over sleeping" makes you feel tired for the rest of the day? You would think it would just guarantee that you feel well rested. When you charge a battery and its fully charged but you leave it on the charger another hour or so, the battery doesn't start getting weaker. WTF! I...
Dog farts are much worse than People farts. Most of the time.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. :biggrin:
What if when a man ejaculates, it went off like a rainbird lawn sprinkler? Tsst... Tsst.... Tsst... Tsst.... ta.ta.ta.ta.ta.ta.ta.ta.ta.. Tsst... Tsst... Tsst... ta.ta.ta.ta.ta.ta.ta.ta.ta.ta........
A something little different here today, and I have noticed no new TOTD lately ..today is my 2 youngest kids first day of school (kinder) and this describes how I feel today.. "Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside...
Can a gay person still be a straight A student?
Why is it when a human poops, its somewhat pickle shaped and tapers off on the end? But rabbits, goats and deers poop little marbles. And dogs and horses pinch out oval shaped turds with flat square ends. WTF? How could sphincters built the same produce different shaped turdlings?
Why is that women get wedgies more than men? A woman's ass isn't really that different as far as structure from a man's ass. And you would think men would get it worse since we actually have something pushing outward from the front side that would have that forward tension on underwear. Yet...
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
“The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing” - Oscar Wilde
A dog will lick its balls and butthole and people smile when their dog comes running up excited and gives them lots of licks on their hands and face. If men licked their balls and attempted to kiss their wife or girlfriend, the woman would refuse, or run away screaming with disgust, or end the...
Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.
"Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends." - Jacques Delille (1738 - 1813) French poet.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer.
NEVER bite off more than you can chew !!!! :?
Girls with small boobs should not have short hair. It offsets the balance of the universe. ~ Morty
If you judge people, you have no time to love them :)
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
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