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A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?" asked his friend. The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this...
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his roundtrip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there...
There were three girls: one a brunette, one a redhead and the other a blonde. One day, they all decide to dye their hair different shades. How can you tell which one used to be blonde? The one that still is.
A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works....."We have 5 floors... go up floor by...
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting: a.. 85% of women think their ass is too fat... b.. 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... c.. The other 5% say they don't care, they love...
Two guys, Brian and Dave, fancied a drink or two but didn't have much money between them. They could only raise the staggering sum of two dollars. Brian said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Dave said "Are you crazy? Now we don't...
How do you get four faggots to sit on a stool? Turn it upside down
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said this person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will...
Whats the differance between a lawyer and a gigolo? A gigolo only fucks one person at a time.
There was a man who had a problem getting an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor takes all kinds of tests and finally decides that he can cure the man. The doctor tells the man to go home and wait until his wife is asleep, and then to reach down between her legs and get a little...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a...
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. "What's logic?" the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you...
An ugly black man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it a gini came out and granted the man 2 wishes. "Well thats easy, I already know what I want. I want to be white and surrounded by pussy." The gini replies,"very well, your wish is my command." POOF your a tampon
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A Italian man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have had the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish." The man said,...
Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks? You can drop 'em off anywhere
A Chicken and an egg are lying in bed, the Chicken is kicking back havin a cigerette with a satisfied smile on its face, the egg looking a bit pissed off grabs the sheet , rolls over and says 'guess we finally answered THAT question'
What do you call a man who is half Welch and half Hungarian? Wel-Hung
Which condom would you use.... Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
MILF, Lil & Makya, take a look at the definition for weaker sex...you may (possibly) be able to relate to this some days. (LOL) Words that you or I would commonly use for one meaning, have a completely different meaning to parents in a family... AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman...
Now you know if we had to cast this scene Nurse Nancy would have to play Sweetheart and Irondog would have to be Wellhung....they would both be acting like this was their first encounter (LOL).... Ready? Here we go!!! Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as...
Fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant... "I finished the Oreo's." "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds." "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!" "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the...
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?...
One fine sunny morning, the priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool. "What's wrong with you?" said the priest. "Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I...
OK, we all know that 666 is the number of the Beast, but did you know that... 670 - Approximate number of the Beast DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast 666.0000000 - Number of the High Precision Beast 665.9999954 - Number of the Pentium Beast
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. AVERAGE: Not too bright. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date. ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll...
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