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http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/phpbb/modules/gallery/albums/album01/2morty_quit_fkn_around.jpgDumbbb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumbbbbbbbb. So I emailed my resume out to a contractor to possibly get a job with. When I spoke with them on the phone yesterday, they seemed eager and encouraged me to...
http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/phpbb/modules/gallery/albums/album01/protest_gay_morty.jpg Life is good. Sorta, well, maybe not. It is, but has a few glitches in it at the moment. So I guess life is alright. Anywho, situation at work sucks ass. Hairy ass. An ass with hair that falls out...
http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/phpbb/modules/gallery/albums/album01/morty_ballooons.gif I'm Rick James Bitch! So that Chapelle Show isn't funny anymore. Please stop watching it. Thank you. But seriously, I guess it was just that one episode that was funny with that skit of "The Niggar...
More ways to waste time at work. http://www.yetisports.net/yetisports3/ This one loads faster http://www.yetisports.org/playonline.html# :mrgreen:
Watching TV yesterday afternoon and I found a new favorite show for me. Not sure why, but I was laughing my ass off. Basically just watching people eat shit makes me laugh, but these Asians take it to a whole new level. Its on SpikeTV and its called Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. Think...
Alrighty then, for all of you with websites, please take notice that I no longer put links manually on my links page. I have taken advantage of my Referers script that does my Top 50 Sites and have edited a few files and have it on my links page now but showing way way more than 50 links. So,...
Went back to Ralphs Grocery store for the first time today in a long time. For those that don't know the story, the grocery union out here in California has been on strike. Think its only in Cali? Anywho, the union employees of Vons/Safeway Grocery and Ralphs Grocery have been on strike for...
Ding dong the wicked witch is dead! From the report I heard, Martha Stewart has been found guilty on all counts. WOO HOO!!! That lady bugs the shit out of me. Glad to see the bitch going down. Guess this means Kmart is going to go away too. Martha Stewart products were about the only...
SPAM sucks. You hate it. I hate it! Let me start off by saying I never have, I don't, and never will send out SPAM. I get enough shit in my box everyday, I sure as hell ain't going to SPAM any of you. With that being said, allow me to make those unaware, AWARE.
So what's up doc? Been busy on my end. Between working nights and working days, and working on my company's website and doing my best to have a life in between all that, I've been busy. Very happy though. Life is good. Lots of activity going on within the forums. Small group of people...
Finally got around to reformatting my PC. Thing has been really starting to crawl for some reason. Too much shit conflicting with one another I guess. Dumped it, reloaded XP Professional into it and slowly loading all my software back into it. PC starts up real fast now. I love it. Best...
http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/phpbb/modules/gallery/albums/album01/vday.jpgAny of you get any action this weekend? I hope a few of you did. What's Valentine's Day without a little heavy breathing going on. I discovered 2 new chicken dishes. Simple enough for even a shmuck like me. ...
Woo Hoo! Now I'm fucking #1. Everyone, while I'm still the top dog on Google, go and search for Janet Jackson's Tit I'm #1 I'm #1 I'm #1
Sorry everyone for all the advertising and then not presenting the earth shattering video of CableMonkey taking a piss. I was busy all night working on my company's website that I have to present this Friday and never got around to shrinking the video size down. Its currently about 2 Meg plus,...
http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/phpbb/modules/gallery/albums/album01/omgwtf.jpg Now what the fuck is this? I was visiting Fatwillie's site as I do everyday pretty much and I came across this. He's got tons of other great stuff on his site but instead of sending everyone to look at this one...
<image src="http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/phpbb/modules/gallery/albums/album01/2249366_M.jpg" align="right">Will Riker, MTW Team Researcher, pointed out something that I probably wouldn't of noticed. Since my post on Monday about Janet Jackson's Tit being displayed on the half-time show at the...
Just for those that are looking long and hard for pictures of Janet Jackson's tit being exposed at the Super Bowl half time show, you can visit my good friend Rev's site for exclusive pics. Rev's site is Hole in the Net
Alright, February 2nd has arrived and this project is pretty much over. They were going to open for business today but decided to wait until tomorrow. Which is fine by me. For those that haven't been following along or have forgotten, I just completed building a Men's & Women's spa at the...
Just letting everyone know that I'm working my ass off and the Spa & Fitness center that I am currently a part of building at the Beverly Hills Hotel, will be open Feb 2, so I should have my life back then. Spank it easy! :mrgreen:
Ever see a CableMonkey taking a piss out in the desert? You will tonight when I post from home and upload the video :twisted: :twisted:
http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/phpbb/modules/gallery/albums/album01/Walkaway.jpg CableMonkey, Myself and one of our other friends, that I can't seem to remember his name on MTW since he rarely posts, are off to Las Vegas this morning. We're attending the 2004 Consumer Electronics Show. Tried...
http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/phpbb/modules/gallery/albums/album01/bubble_gum_1.gifWell fricken Happy New Year everyone. Hope you all had a safe and fun holiday. I went down to CableMonkey's house for the night. His community has a big outdoor event. Live band, local companies hosting...
If you ever learn anything from your visits to this website, let it be this. Do not use your bare hands to mix concrete. Literally your bare hands. Use a tool of some sort. Hell, maybe use some gloves too! I bought the bags of concrete and everything else I needed for the various tasks...
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So do you feel it? Huh? Do ya!?!??!! Cuz I sure don't. Does not feel like Xmas at all this year. Especially with the weather bouncing around and all. Doesn't seem to be as much Xmas crap all over my neighborhood this year either. Or maybe I'm just not noticing it.
Chat tonight at 8PM Pacific Standard Time! Be there bitch!
Hey everyone, its my Birthday tomorrow. So please feel free to send hundreds and hundreds of dollars. Just kidding, I don't want your money, I'll just take nakid pics of your wives and/or sisters.
Little Sierra felt the need to send me an email today and remind me of her own birthday which is a day after my own. Happy Birthday Sierra! Dear Morty: As you know I will be one year old on the 14th. As you can see from the photos I can type real good. I would like to know when I could...
Alright, just a quick update to let everyone know that's busy in the forums. Diva had the idea of organizing the Layni threads so I created a new section just for topics in relationship to Layni. From her accident all the way to her recovery that is currently taking place. Including the fucking...
I did this new eye test and was suprised, I thought something was wrong with my eyes for the last year or so. I'm glad I took the test. Do yourself a favor and take this simple vision test. It's an early test for cataracts. It is simple to do and it's fun. Remember, cataracts know no age...
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