This is another location as to where you can read the rambles if you were to skip past them on the main page of the site.
When you think there are drugs on the ground, make sure you cover your dog's nose. He might just overdose. Reuters has this article on a police dog while sniffing out for drugs overdosing and dieing. Poor bastard. A police dog dieing isn't funny, but the idea of it looking for drugs and...
Starting all over with the site again. As you can see. Have a few strange glitches that need to be worked out but so far everything is coming along fine. Such strange glitches are that the rambles aren't appearing in the forum. Which I really can't figure out how or why that is. Cuz...
I hope everything is coming along for everyone with the site. Slowly but surely making progress on various little things with the site. Tweaking little things everyday. A lot of little things that most of you won't even notice. But I am plugging away at it. So far everyone is able to access...
Alright, tomorrow is the big day. The new version of MTW should be going into place tomorrow afternoon. Hopefully all goes well. If the site takes a shit and everything is lost, I'm sorry. Current plan is to be able to save all the posts and include them with the new site. We'll see. And...
Not sure WTF is going on with some of the section, but I'm too damn tired to go on for the night. Was really hoping to have it better built for you guys. Album area is garbage right now, but at least you guys got the forums.
Just got back home from San Diego. Got a bit of energy before I go to sleep, so I thought I'd check in on the site and toss a few words down. Looks like MTW should be up by this coming Sunday I'm hoping. Got damn near all the little things worked out. And almost to the point where we need to...
Alrighty, with the help of the Administrator from my host, Square Peg Hosting , the site is actually functioning. SquarePeg took care of it lastnight after myself and Fatwillie gave up for the night. So here's the site. Like it? How about the looks? Don't get attached to it, cuz this...
1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T FIRED President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in...
Future MTW is still a bit away, but I must say, its going to fricken look awesome. Or at least from my side it is. Lots of features I've been wanting for a very long time. One thing I would like is from all of you "regulars" to send me a Private Message and just give me a secret word that...
Another happy day here at work. NOT. Why can't I just win the lotto and stay home and have the time to build the biggest motherfucking website known to mankind? So reading some Odd News again today and learned a valuable lesson. Never! Ever! Everrrrrrr!!!! Carry a sawed off shotgun in...
Don't you hate when your plane is having problems and you are forced to stick your head out of the airplane and yell at people on the highway below to stop and get out of the way so you can land? Article on highway landing. I'd like to see that happen on one of the freeways here in Los Angeles. ...
Fatwillie and I tried last night to finish up on all the MTW templates but we both were tired and one of the templates went a little wacky and we were too tired to think straight to figure out how to fix it. So we stopped. Wouldn't of finished last night anyways. I'm off to CableMonkey's...
Attempting to possibly get the new mtw up today. There was going to be MTW v.2.0 and it was being designed and then Fatwillie discovered something even better that has the capability to do everything I've been wanting to do for MTW but all tied together through the forum script. So now we...
Reading some odd news this morning and I came across this. Its funny and felt I should share it with you guys. I'm pasting the article in this post to save you the trouble of going to the site its posted on. But if you still want to go, here's the link. DENVER (Reuters) - Two Denver...
Hey, just letting everyone know that you are going to be seeing topics pop up on the main page of the site where it shows the latest 10 forum topics. Some of these topics you CANNOT see or reply to. They'll work their way off the list but I'm creating shit in the background areas of the site and...
As I'm sure a few of you have noticed, the main page of the site goes back and forth on being f'd up. MTW is going under some major reconstruction in the background getting ready for the next version of MTW to be displayed. Sorry for any inconvenience to all of you visitors. But it will be...
Looking through the forum tonight and it looks like Mark Callaway has blessed us yet again with footage proving how intelligent those weird talking fuckers are. haha :mrgreen: This time instead of a harmonica stuck in his friend's ass who decides to fart and play a tune, his buddy jumps from...
The other day at work, I was explaining to one of my subcontractors how terrible the mouths are on these kids at this school. The guys thought I was over exagerating a little. And with luck, some kids did a fine job of proving my point. So about 20 feet away from us, there was a bench of 3...
I figured it out. About that sex video. I gotta keep up on the news more often. Here's an article about it. Pfc. Lynndie England Other day CableMonkey told me to put these words in a ramble, pfc lynde england sex video, and my traffic might boost like it did back with the Janet...
I was hopping around the various sites that appear on my Top Referrers list like I often due, and I had a bit of enjoyment over on Extreme Funny Humor. Good stuff. He gets a good group of new videos and flash animations going through his site. Puts alot of time and effort into his site. Gotta...
pfc lynde england sex video What exactly is this video you ask? Tell you the truth, I have no idea. But supposedly slipping that text into my ramble my traffic should take a jump according to CableMonkey. We'll just see. :mrgreen: Other than that, I'm busy with crap I brought home...
Well, as I'm sure most of you know, MTW got hacked last night. Not just MTW. All my hosts sites along with about 3245 other sites around the internet that have been recorded so far. Hacker didn't truely destroy anything though which is weird to me. Just put some sort of cloke over every...
http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/phpbb/modules/gallery/albums/album01/ramble_01.jpg Been to long since my last ramble. Times been flying by for me. Pretty much been on vacation for over a week now and I've been busy in the forum, just didn't get around to rambling. Oh well. But here am now...
Bringing back the TOONS! But doing it differently this time. Instead of me just bombarding the toon section with toons, I'm letting all of you upload toons that you find. The Cartoon section is going to be a members only section though. So if you are a registered user, please add some...
What a week. Been going fricken nuts at work. Miserable. Hate going everyday. My company just can't seem to land a job to save their life. So I've been looking around for work because I'm so unhappy there and can't afford the day when they just lay me off and I'm out of a paycheck while I...
Well everyone, its a sad day here on MTW. One of the main MTW Members has passed away. Alex, a.k.a. "freakin all da time," will not be returning. He's been Layni's best friend for I don't know how long and even though I never got to know him, it feel sad mainly because I can only imagine...
So yesterday, I drove out to one of the jobsites to upgrade some software on one of the other superintendents laptops. Since I'm not doing jack shit here in the office, I figured it would be nice to get out and go remind myself what construction looks like. Drive through Los Angeles and finally...
Got a new game going on inside the forums. Its called Picture Associations. I stole the idea from Fatwillie's site. He's got a post going on in his forum and I really like playing along. So much that I thought I'd snag the idea and make a whole damn section for it in the MTW forums. You...
http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/phpbb/modules/gallery/albums/album01/layni_condom.jpg Been watching a shitload of that Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC) on SpikeTV this weekend. SpikeTV had a MXC Marathon this weekend. It was a beautiful thing. Especially since I have a Tivo now. ...
Calling all cars, calling all cars!! In search of IDE harddrives. Calling all cars, calling all cars!! Want to make a few bucks? I'm willing to pay you a few bucks. This may sound lame and well, it is. But some of you might just score on the deal.
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