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Okay, I got one for all of you. What weighs 300+ pounds, wiggles, and smells like gasoline? Any ideas? Give up? Its the fat chick I saw slip and fall on her back at the gas station yesterday morning. Just about wet myself it was so funny. She wasn't hurt, so I'm I won't be in the...
Been doing a bunch of thinking lately about everyone's comments about how MTW has been changing and how it once was a humor site and now its more of something else. And to me MTW is suppose to be a "funny, good time" type of site. And that's my goal. Make MTW fun with happy thoughts and good...
First off, its sad that Jacobfie is moving on and leaving MTW. I hope he gives it another try in the future. MTW isn't going anywhere and I hope to advance the site while build a strong community. Personally, I think I know most these people better now than I ever have. And that being because...
Well, looks like things smoothed out and Crayonz ain't leaving after all. Smoothed things out. All is well now. Please everyone, let's let this event drop. This is to be the last comment made about the event. Please don't even reply to this. Let's just all shut up about it and move on....
Alrighty everyone. How the hell are ya! As always, I'm chipping away at the website a bit and as I know many of you are, getting severly distracted by playing games in the arcade. Matter of fact I just finished playing the latest Yeti game called Albatross Overload and just regained the...
Just thought I'd give an update on MTW's current status. The version of the forum that I am using is about to be upgraded to a newer version. New version should be out in June. Cons to upgrade: Mods require reinstall Possible downtime Chat may be down for awhile Arcade may be down for...
Was any of you guys here when we had 397 people on MTW at once? Damnit, where was I. I would of loved to witness that. :( Apparently it happened yesterday at 9:56PM PST. Besides that, what else is new? I made the announcement about the MTW stickers, so those are being mailed out to...
I'm not one to brag, but god damnit I rule. :mrgreen: I do believe I have out done myself today by adding a game arcade to MTW. Its not like it was any great task. And I don't do much here on MTW that ever WOWs me or makes me really excited, but damn it. This video game arcade thing kicks...
Went to my mailbox today and lookie lookie what I got. LilMamma and Layni made my day. Thanks ladies. Funny stuff. Lilmamma sent me a card that she altered the text a bit and Layni sent me a wooden puzzle of a bee. My stubby fat fingers struggled with building the bee. Damn near snapped...
http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/gallery/data/507/podium.jpg I'm back from my vacation to Washington DC. I had a really good time and thought I'd drop a quick ramble about it. My GF and I flew out last Saturday to Washington DC and took JetBlue airline for the first time. I really liked...
Hey everyone, sitting here on some piece of shit hotel WebTV type thing in our room. Currently in Philly and am not impressed at all. Obviously if I'm in my room at 6PM fucking around on this thing instead of out and about. This entire city reminds me of Compton which for those that don't know...
Let me start off by saying I'm very tired right now so expect this ramble to be as poorly written as most of my rambles. And to save the comments, I know you wouldn't expect any less of my rambles. And by the way I'm trying to stay awake to get myself back into the "swing-shift" sleeping mode...
Well, Meagan was kind enough to share the following with me. Unfortunetly I lost the rest of the log file after this part. Apparently Maximal deleted it all. As he has done to my Admin powers. Not sure how long even this post will last up on this page. Let alone the rest of the site. Sorry...
So I got my first speeding ticket yesterday. Sucks since I was in a company vehicle but we'll see if it gets mailed to me or my company. I was cruising to work yesterday and going down the freeway and I felt I was pretty much going the same speed as everyone else but I wasn't really paying...
Okay, still got lots and lots and lots to do. But I felt I needed to go live with what I got and let you people point out issues to me so that I can fix the site quickly and easily. Any questions of how to do whatever in the new forums, please use the SUBMIT A QUESTION forum. Any issues,...
Its sad today what the definition of "Good Parenting" has become. What's your definition of being a good parent? Is it: A) To be loving towards your children B) Protect them from harm C) No matter how angry you may be, never harm them D) Be supportive And there are many many more things...
Okay, bare with me while I fix the forums everyone. Not sure what the hell happened but I'm going to do my best to fix it this weekend. Things that will be done: 1. Upgrade forum 2. Rebuild the cells and tables to the current color scheme with curved corners 3. Install Attachment Mod 4. ...
THIS FRIDAY, MARCH 25TH, EVERYONE MUST MEET AT MTW AT 5PM MST. IF YOU AREN'T A MEMBER, VISIT ANYWAY. BUT WE RECOMMEND YOU BECOMING A MEMBER FOR THE ADDED FUN BENEFITS. MAXIMAL HAD A GREAT IDEA AND YOU CAN READ MORE HERE. WE ARE TRYING TO BREAK AN ALL TIME RECORD FOR MTW. TOTAL USERS ONLINE...
Okay, short and sweet. The Audio/Video feature has been added to the MTW Chat Rooms. So stop using YIM, AIM, and MSN and start using MTW chat for all your needs. Go now. CHAT AND BE SEEN! Link is at the top left of every page on the site. See you there!
So I've done some editing on the permissions of the forums. Getting tired of so many people coming around the forums and not logging in like they should. Looks like I have all kinds of guests but alot of them are really members that just don't feel like logging in and participating. I figured...
Waz up my bitches?!?!! I'm a little hyper at the moment for some reason. Had a quick ride across the school in my Gator which is an off road type golf cart that is gas powered and hauls some serious ass. Beats walking around this place. Fun to take across the field and over bumps and...
Working today unfortunetly. Which is a little painful. Got here yesterday at 7AM and had a meeting with the boss and my team here at the jobsite in the morning, then worked the entire day and left here about 11:45PM last night. Pretty fucking long day. And back here at 6:30AM this morning. ...
So I get a phone call yesterday while I'm at work and its my sister. She goes on to say that she's got a question for me and she knows I'll honestly answer her question without hesitation. And I'm sitting there thinking, "Um.... okay....." She goes on and on about how her friend told her...
Alrighty everyone, got a new chat script running on MTW. I know very few of us are on here at the same time but I still wanted to have good chat program. And yes I know the one that was here before worked fine but this new one totally kicks ass in comparison. I've got at the top of every page,...
Added a new feature tonight to the site. Still have some editing and cleaning up to do, but I got it to the point where its fully functional and figured it be smart to at least let you guys start using it. The new feature is called MTW CARDS. Sure E-Cards are old and overdone, but this...
Its Friday night and my brain is a wee bit tired and I don't want to go to work tomorrow. :( But how the hell are you!?! Making a quick public announcement to let everyone know that Layni has big boobs. Yep, we all were thinking she was flat chested, but no, she's got big boobs. I know,...
So how the hell is everyone? I've been busy with work and when I'm outside of work I'm still busy. But with the bit of spare time I've had lately, I've been working behind the scenes here trying to get certain things tweaked a little. Biggest thing that's been bugging me is the front page of...
Well, been busy with the site lately tweaking alot of little things that I know nobody is even noticing. One thing I'm hoping you notice is the site loading faster. My host noticed some errors that my site was spitting out on the server and told me about them. I guess some of my code needed to...
Well, been really fricken busy the last 3 weeks and now here's a ramble to bore you. :| The week before and after Christmas was a bitch. Worked too many hours. Being that the school was off for those 2 weeks for Winter Break, this was the only opportunity I had to get into the...
Alrighty, still messing with it a bit, but I'd appreciate it if those of you with funny pics, toons, videos or sound clips would upload a few things in the new GALLERY. Still have a bit of work to do on it, but it is functional. Its easy shit. Click the GALLERY OPTIONS link which you'll see...
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