This is another location as to where you can read the rambles if you were to skip past them on the main page of the site.
Today is my first day back to work since Morty Jr. was born. Not to tough as far as staying awake. Think I kind of got used to the lack of sleep. Doing okay so far. Then again the large coke for breakfast, the can of coke at break, and the Dr.Pepper I'm sipping on right now might be helping...
Well shit, I had to go and ramble yesterday about how I've got more time to get the house ready before the baby arrived. Wife got home last night, pulled into the driveway, got out of her car, took 2 steps and SPLASH. Her water broke. Didn't feel anything coming and sure as hell wasn't...
Hey, this place looks kinda familiar. :roll: So ya, been busy as all hell as some of you know. I think I will give a quick run down for those that give a crap.......... BABY MORTY My kid is due on the 19th of this month, and the doctor says the kid is really big. When we went to the doc a...
Married on October 6th, 2007 (again) Well, I held out a week after gettting back from the honeymoon hoping to get some pics from Irondog and also CableMonkey. Haven't seen shit from either one so I gave up on waiting and thought I'd just share a few pics from the photographer. There are tons,...
The end is near folks. Life as we know it is about to be tested. I managed to get my weiner in a magical spot and work its magic. I'm having a kid! :omfg: http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/gallery/data/534/Morty_Jr_Fetus.jpg
I've decided that I'm going to build upon MTW with pages of images, toons, pics, vids, whatever and the various pages I have of OSHA accidents and all that fun shit. The Media section is going to be built up and have the various images categorized as they are in the Gallery. But instead of...
Well, as I mentioned before, things at work are slowed down and I'm back to normal 40 hours a week. But as always, life still finds a way to keep me busy. Besides the two nights a week I teach, I'm trying to get things done around the house. A task at a time, plus whatever other miscellanous...
There are alot of disturbing issues in the world. Things I share with all of you pretty much nails it. But occasionally you come across disturbing things that really aren't disturbing, but yet they are in their own way. For example, you might go out to a restaurant and you see an older...
Well, its me again. The guy that this place is named after. Sometimes known as "Morty". I suck :( So, things have been go go go for me at work and also doing the teaching of 2 classes at nights and blah blah blah, just been busy. Well things are winding down. Last night I told one of the...
So ya, I'd like to reintroduce myself to everyone. My name is Morty. I'm an electrician. I own a website called Morty's Twisted World that I started back in October of 1998. I recently turned 33. I'm married. No kids, but I do own two dogs. Their name is Jack and Austin. And I've been...
So um....... ya......... there's actually a website up for you to me to type this and you to read it. Woo Hoo. :roll: Quick summary...... Last Friday asked my host for help due to a hacker. Yesterday being Thursday, the server was finally fixed. 6 days of back and forth downtime on something...
Over the years, MTW has had people come and go. MTW is for some people and not others. Some people enjoy MTW but maybe life takes them in a directions where there is no time for MTW. Or life causes them to not have time for anything on the net at all. Good part of the time, alot of the people...
Can't believe its been over a month since I rambled. Pathetic :cry: So ya...... um...... I was suppose to have some free time already...... WTF happened?...... LIFE! Finally all done creating my lesson plans for the electrical apprenticeship classes I teach at night, that are in addition to...
Where do I begin? I know I’ve been gone for too long and will continue to be somewhat gone for at least the end of May. I’m trying to finish my crap up sooner. I just overbooked my life way too flippin much this year. Between teaching 2 classes, rebuilding my lesson plans for one of them,...
Well, as many of you know, I got married a couple months ago. One of our wedding gifts was a juicer. We've been meaning to break it out and use it but never got around to it. I'm not a fan of vegetables and fruits. I'm more of a Beef, Chicken, Rice and a Dr. Pepper kind of guy. I aim to...
Riddle me this bitches! You have a pile of stuff you are going to donate to goodwill or any other "donation" type place. Basically give clothes and stuff to the poor and low income. Any way....... You have a pile and also a trash bag full of clothes to be donated. If you have something...
Just thought I'd point out the kids that us long time members used to watch over at JohnnySausage.com now have their own TV show in the UK. StoneCold, a.k.a. Mark Callaway, who used to drive so many of you guys nuts, turned us all onto his friends and him doing all sorts of crazy stupid shit. ...
My fiance had a Bridal Shower thrown for her yesterday at her work, but they wanted me to attend too. So I gave in and went. Was really nice actually and we got the juicer I really wanted along with some other things. It was held in the big conference room up on the 34th floor. Since I...
So Saturday we were getting a decent rain and it stopped for about an hour and my fiance and I were standing outside as we heard a large cracking sound. Looked over and a huge branch had broken partially from the tree. Still hanging on a little bit. ...
Thought I'd share some amazing art I put together via MS Paint. This is me looking at the picture of the turd picture on my cell phone I sent out to a few awhile ago. http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/mtw_images/paint/paint_cell-toilet.jpg
I don't know the details, but Irondog got a company wide email, without any information other than saying Hose-B passed away yesterday. For those that enjoyed their time with him on MTW and the laughs, I felt you would want to know. Hose-B, was someone I worked with at my last company, which...
Another week or so and I’m in the new house. WOO HOO! Been working over the weekend and every night after work on the place. Removed all the carpet and the padding and the damn nail strips that held the carpet. Fricken carpet guys went flippin nutty with the nails and staples. Damn it took...
Less than 24 hours now and I've got the keys to my new house. Woo Hoo! I plan on posting various before and after pictures of the place. The pictures are for myself to see what I've done, so I figured I'd share. Escrow actually closed yesterday, but there was a line in the contract that said...
http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/gallery/data/534/ext_corner.jpg And now a moment of rest....................... Been very busy lately. Everyday after work I've been packing up the house, or patching and painting and other things I hate to do. The goal has been to get my condo ready to sell. ...
Calming down a bit finally. Tonight we sign the loan documents for the new house, and hopefully Monday or Tuesday of next week we will sign the final papers and the home will be ours. Really looking forward to this new place. Been thinking about all the things I've got to do to it and normally...
You never realize how much crap you have until you try to pack it all up and move. :disgust: Lately, after work and on the weekends, I've been trying to pack up as much stuff around the house as possible. Ton of stuff we don't really need on a regular basis. The idea is to get as much crap...
On a short vacation! Woo Hoo! Fiance's parents every year for the last 35 years rent a place on the water in La Jolla (San Diego), Ca for 2 weeks in the beginning of July. Its a family tradition of sorts I guess and all the kids come down and relax. But the parents are there the 2 weeks, the...
Okay everyone, sorry its been so long since a ramble. I'd do a podcast but I'm short on time right now and I don't have my mic setup at the moment and its too hot to turn off my fan which would sound like hell anyway on the podcast. So here's the text. As we all know, about 2 weeks ago, MTW was...
This is a story about and the 3 Acorns There was one a funky smelling person known across the land as . And everywhere that went, people would know long before was even within site. There were many stories and theories as to how became so fowl smelling, but the truth was never...
Well, MTW is up and running again. Its a miracle. And the fact that its complete is thanks to Chump staying up late last night with me bashing the keyboard and getting shit working. He was going through fixing things, got MTW working, and then was ready to move onto the other sites on my...
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