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01-15-2008, 09:05 AM
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| Junior Monkey  Join Date: Sep 2004
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 |  Fat And HAppy!!!!! First off I started by throwing out everything in the house that said lowfat or atkins or south beach or if it even suggested that it was good for you! Then I prepared my breakfast which consisted of a 4 egg omelet with Sharp cheddar cheese, bacon chunks and mushrooms and onions as well as some whole milk with bagel smothered in full flavor cream cheese and about a quart of orange juice as well. Then I went in and layed my fat ass on the couch and watched tv while drinking a mountain dew and munching on some snack crackers with spray cheese and summer sausage. For lunch I could "walk" to the pizza place, but hell that is what delivery is made for, so I will lean over, dial the number and in 30 minutes I will have a meat lovers supreme delivered to my door while it is still nice and hot and they will bring cheese bread and a 2 litre bottle of Coca Cola with it. After I eat the majority of it, I will get comfortable and think of all of you watching your weight and excersizing as I drift off into a nap. You all have fun...im gonna order that pizza in advance so I know what time it will get here!
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01-15-2008, 09:09 AM
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| I'm Surrounded by Retards  Join Date: Jul 2004
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| Re: Fat And HAppy!!!!! you should have added a nice greasy side of hash browns to breakfast. C'mon if you are going to try here you need to try, chunks of bacon??? why even bother cook up a slab. you amateur
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01-15-2008, 09:19 AM
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| Sexy Vampire Assassin(Pwnt by Kelzor)  Join Date: Jan 2007
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   | Re: Fat And HAppy!!!!! You forgot some heaping servings of sausage and cook it in tons of lard/butter/oil don't go light on the salt either and why bother with the mushrooms  those are healthy and some are good for skin u should have put steak in it ...god i envy u...
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01-15-2008, 02:40 PM
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| MTW resident miss speller.  Join Date: Aug 2006
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| Re: Fat And HAppy!!!!! I prefer lots of chocolate,how do i stop eating it...in a day at mams i'm up and down stairs about 10 times ,leg then hurts a lot so i use her lift...and tatoo no more pizza.......
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01-15-2008, 03:14 PM
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| cannot get away  Join Date: May 2005
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| Re: Fat And HAppy!!!!! I got my biscuits with eh not so much gravy..But I cant complain first real thing Ive had to eat in about 2 weeks.... And Im with Dragon no pizza it is the worse and nasty !!!!
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01-16-2008, 10:46 AM
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| Teh Old MILF  Join Date: May 2005
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| Re: Fat And HAppy!!!!! Quote:
You just had a surgurey and your goin to eat this ???? where in cali you at again? 
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