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Old 01-20-2004, 09:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hang-Over Cure's

Hang-Over Cure's

This is a collection of differnt hang-over cure's which I and users have found or heard about. Some may work some may not! But it's worth a try!

Sicko - By Kels
When u get up and u have that sinking feeling in ya stomach, just eat, drink or smell somethin to make u sick then drink 4 pints of water...works everytiem apparently, well reccommended by Sunderland Uni students! xxx
Foooooooooood!!! - By Bex
Get yasel to ya nearest takeaway n munch to ya hearts content, hunger is a major contributer to a hangover!!! Or if that fails just run a mock when ur waitin for ya taxi etc. the laughter will take ur mind off the drink and the air will make u sober as a judge!!! Weyhey!!!!
Ewwy but it works - By Rick
A large glass of tomatoe juice works all the time, or just avoid hangers ... stay drunk!!
3 Days Later - By Bob
After a night of heavy drinking pop at least 10 tabs of acid. when you wake up naked, covered in fecal matter, and absolutely confused in 3 days your hangover will be gone.
Sugar Daddy - By Seb
Pour some coke out and put about 3 table spoons of suger into it. It won't dissolve but drink it all and go back to sleep. guarenteed.
Water Again - By Zand
After a big night of drinking, when you first wake up and have that harrible feeling in your heard, chug as much water as possible, than go back to sleep...you replenish yourself while unconscious, and feel better when you wake.
Codene tablets - By Kels
Take two anadin extras or any tablets containing codene and you\'ll simply sleep thru the whole hangover, plus the pain killer numbs your headache. Works everytime for me guys! xx
Best Cure of All - By Carol
The best way to avoid a hangover is DONT DRINK!
Eggy, Vodka Hot Sauce
First thing in mornin, Grab a glass. Pour some tomato juice, vodka, 1 raw egg, a touch of tabasco sauce, and a pinch of pepper into glass. Stir quietly. Drink quickly. Make another."
Lemmon Coffee
Mix half a cup of very cold black coffee with 1/3 of a cup of lemon juice and a little suger. It doesn't taste good, but it'll help a lot.
English Fry Up - By MaD
I think a english fry up breakfast is the best cure. 2 Sausage, 2 Bacon, 2 Hash-Bowns, Fryed egg, scambled egg, baked beans and 2 toast ... works for me always.
Pint of Water - By MaD
I think this one is the best, while your drinking heavly, have a pint of water now and again though out the night and a pint before you go to sleep. And you will wake up great ... sometimes.
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Old 01-20-2004, 04:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Stand back....There's a dickhead coming through!!
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Stand back....There's a dickhead coming through

Oooo!

It tickles when you blow smoke up my ass.


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Brown noser...?

Nah, not so much blowing smoke up your ass, (I don't do kinky shit like that!), I just have a low tolerance threshold for idiotic sacks of shit like mark callaway who don't even try to put up a fight and resort to name calling and running away...I gave that up when I was about 10 years old!!
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Nah, not so much blowing smoke up your ass
I was going to ask you...does this look infected?

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Re: While you are down there...

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Nah, not so much blowing smoke up your ass


I was going to ask you...does this look infected?

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Congratulations for winning the Fucktard Award Cable.
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