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Old 08-06-2008, 05:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Red face Had to be there

I love it...

I got some dumb bitch the other day in line.... My nephew as loud as can be and over and over was doing the Auntie Tracy I want gum, Auntie Tracy can I get a candy, Auntie Tracy can I get some tic-tacs and so on and so on with every different kind of sweet there was... So the lady in front of me turns around laughing and says he's so cute {obviously hearing what he was saying} she then asks are you his mom ? Not missing a beat I said no I'm his grandfather.. She did not stop there.. her response was Isnt being a grandparent great ????? And that is the time I lost it laughing and asked her do I really look like a grandfather you dumbass ????? She turned red and never looked back at us !!!

I guess the best part was I was wearing some bootie shorts and a semi tight fitting shirt so it was obvious I was a woman and really obvious I was not old enough to be a grandparent....

But when you think about it I damn near live in Mexico so the average age of a pregnancy around here is 12 so I guess in thier eyes I am old enough DAMN !!!!!
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Dern shame ya wasn't wearin your Morty Shoes !!
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Had to be there

Ya. Those would of fit in the ladies ass nicely.
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I could not see the link of the shoes ... I tried to look cause they are so something I would wear
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Had to be there

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I could not see the link of the shoes ... I tried to look cause they are so something I would wear
You can try typing in the following address to the MTW Zazzle store that has all the merch and then click on the shoes if the link isn't working for you, (although I don't know why it wouldn't).

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www.zazzle.com/mortystwistedworld
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