Had to be there

**mommysalomi** · 08-06-2008, 06:13 AM

I love it...

I got some dumb bitch the other day in line.... My nephew as loud as can be and over and over was doing the Auntie Tracy I want gum, Auntie Tracy can I get a candy, Auntie Tracy can I get some tic-tacs and so on and so on with every different kind of sweet there was... So the lady in front of me turns around laughing and says he's so cute {obviously hearing what he was saying} she then asks are you his mom ? Not missing a beat I said no I'm his grandfather.. She did not stop there.. her response was Isnt being a grandparent great ????? And that is the time I lost it laughing and asked her do I really look like a grandfather you dumbass ????? She turned red and never looked back at us !!!

I guess the best part was I was wearing some bootie shorts and a semi tight fitting shirt so it was obvious I was a woman and really obvious I was not old enough to be a grandparent....

But when you think about it I damn near live in Mexico so the average age of a pregnancy around here is 12 so I guess in thier eyes I am old enough DAMN !!!!!

**qwazywabbet** · 08-06-2008, 07:26 AM

Dern shame ya wasn't wearin your Morty Shoes !!

**Morty** · 08-06-2008, 07:56 AM

Ya. Those would of fit in the ladies ass nicely.

**mommysalomi** · 08-06-2008, 08:01 AM

I could not see the link of the shoes ... I tried to look cause they are so something I would wear

**WillRiker** · 08-06-2008, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mommysalomi

I could not see the link of the shoes ... I tried to look cause they are so something I would wear

You can try typing in the following address to the MTW Zazzle store that has all the merch and then click on the shoes if the link isn't working for you, (although I don't know why it wouldn't).

Code:

www.zazzle.com/mortystwistedworld

08-06-2008, 06:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,340	Had to be there I love it... I got some dumb bitch the other day in line.... My nephew as loud as can be and over and over was doing the Auntie Tracy I want gum, Auntie Tracy can I get a candy, Auntie Tracy can I get some tic-tacs and so on and so on with every different kind of sweet there was... So the lady in front of me turns around laughing and says he's so cute {obviously hearing what he was saying} she then asks are you his mom ? Not missing a beat I said no I'm his grandfather.. She did not stop there.. her response was Isnt being a grandparent great ????? And that is the time I lost it laughing and asked her do I really look like a grandfather you dumbass ????? She turned red and never looked back at us !!! I guess the best part was I was wearing some bootie shorts and a semi tight fitting shirt so it was obvious I was a woman and really obvious I was not old enough to be a grandparent.... But when you think about it I damn near live in Mexico so the average age of a pregnancy around here is 12 so I guess in thier eyes I am old enough DAMN !!!!! __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

08-06-2008, 07:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
qwazywabbet you been warned Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,055	Re: Had to be there Dern shame ya wasn't wearin your Morty Shoes !!

08-06-2008, 07:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,616	Re: Had to be there Ya. Those would of fit in the ladies ass nicely. __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

08-06-2008, 08:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,340	Re: Had to be there I could not see the link of the shoes ... I tried to look cause they are so something I would wear __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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