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Old 01-16-2007, 10:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Will you all please keep me amused of an afternoon by answering these and submitting some more of like?
Has anyone milked a goat? I haven't.
Do all own a mobile 'phone? I don't.
Does anyone elses teeth hurt when using an electric saw?? Mine ache.
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Old 01-16-2007, 10:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I've never milked a goat, I do own a cell phone and nope can't say using a saw make my teeth hurt!

But I have driven just about anything you can drive, a semi truck, a limousine, a boat, a wave runner, a motorcycle, a 4x4. Can't think of anything else right now.

I have seen a pig butchered live before, horrible!
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Old 01-16-2007, 10:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Has anyone milked a goat? cant say I have
Do all own a mobile 'phone? If this is the same as a cellular phone yes I do .
Does anyone elses teeth hurt when using an electric saw?? I am not allowed to play with things that have sharp objects !!!!!
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Has anyone milked a goat?
Yes
Do all own a mobile 'phone?
I have two.
Does anyone elses teeth hurt when using an electric saw??
I don't stick saws in my mouth.
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Old 01-16-2007, 02:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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nope ive never milked a goat....
yeah i finally have a cell phone
as for chainsaws?? im with momy im NOT allowed around shit like that are you crazy
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Old 01-16-2007, 02:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Goat milking - no I have not done that

Mobile phone - I have 2 (1 work and 1 personal) plus when I am on call for work I have another so 26 weeks of the year I have 3

Chainsaws & teeth - I'm way too clumsy to hold one of those things besides which I'm also too scared

There was a man back a couple of summers ago using one of those to trim a tall hedge. He was up a ladder and his wife came to speak to him and stood by the ladder. He slipped off the ladder and the saw fell on his wife and she bled to death instantly in front of him- what an awful thing to have happened. I am sure its screwed him up for life. Unless of course he knew what he was doing and it was an insurance job.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/3534320.stm
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Old 01-16-2007, 05:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: amused

Goat milking - Yes

Mobile Phone - Yes

Chainsaw - No, although I did used to work for a company that sold them, (among other gardening tools), and I could tell you a story or two about the idiotic things people do with garden machinery.
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Old 01-17-2007, 01:19 AM   #8 (permalink)
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But I have driven just about anything you can drive, a semi truck, a limousine, a boat, a wave runner, a motorcycle, a 4x4. Can't think of anything else right now.
Wow.
Wot about a train, tractor, crane, digger, horse, quad bike, or people round the bend?
Wots a wave runner? Was it a strech limo?
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as for chainsaws?? im with momy im NOT allowed around shit like that are you crazy
Gosh I didn't mean a chainsaw! I wouldn't touch one either.
I was thinking of a regular hand saw but one you can plug in. Like an electric screwdriver or drill
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Old 01-17-2007, 08:17 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Wow.
Wot about a train, tractor, crane, digger, horse, quad bike, or people round the bend?
Wots a wave runner? Was it a strech limo?
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Tractor, horse, some heavy machinery(wouldn't be able to tell you names or what they do!) yes.
Nope, never even been on a train.

A wave runner is like a jet ski.

And it was a long limo, I don't know if it was considered stretch or not!
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Tractor, horse, some heavy machinery(wouldn't be able to tell you names or what they do!) yes.
How did you manage that is it your trade?
I would love to drive a tractor or any heavy plant.

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