Chat with God!

[Jezza]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Take note that it's not actually God, seriously. If you even thought that for one second you're an idiot.

[Purple Dragon]

ok i'm an idiot......

[WillRiker]

Around here though..isn't Morty God??

[Jezza]

Hell, who knows? It could be Morty.

[Morty]

So here is my conversation before I closed out.

Me:
I was blown by 3 toothless women
God:
Where were you blown by 3 toothless women?
Me:
3rd row back on the left, at church this morning
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Toothless Women 4
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
Irondog is gay
God:
How do you know?
Me:
WillRiker said his dick tasted like shit
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[WillRiker]

[Purple Dragon]

Morty is God...so i do really talk to GOD.....

[Jezza]

God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
Yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Seven
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Six Hundred and Twenty Two
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
12
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Yes! How the fuck do you know!

Holy shit, I love this thing.

[Rodge]

I do hope that it isnt God because I think I crashed it

[mommysalomi]

Me:
Why weeerent men and women created equal?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
cause he was a dumbass
God:
Good reason. When was he?
Me:
yesterday
God:
That recently.
Me:
yuppers
God:
Right on.
Me:
why is god dog spelled backwards ?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
you dont
God:
I guess not.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
good
God:
Good enough.
Me:
I guess we think alike
God:
Great minds think alike.
Me:
hahhahaha truer words never spoken
God:
Never?
Me:
nope
Me:
God:
Me either.
God:
Me either.
Me:
do you stutter ?
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
a spider web ?
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
I did so I guess I am god
God:
When? Gee. Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
thank you any questions ?
God:
You are quite welcome! Yes I think there are.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, god.
Me:
I wish we disagreed
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
yeah me too
God:
I understand. I'm glad we agree, god.

My convo !!!!! I am god !!!