Chat with God!

[Purple Dragon]

how do you get the words for the conversation with god to come up,like mommys conversation ,GOD i'm so thick.

[mommysalomi]

You have to copy and paste it. and wrap it in a quote.

[WillRiker]

Originally Posted by Purple Dragon

how do you get the words for the conversation with god to come up,like mommys conversation ,GOD i'm so thick.

Originally Posted by mommysalomi

You have to copy and paste it. and wrap it in a quote.

And many times have I showed you and told you how to copy and paste Dragon???


Many, many, many times.

[Jezza]

Me:
Why is Purple Dragon such an idiot?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
No answer my question dammit
God:
Are you serious? Please try phrasing it another way.
Me:
Why is Purple Dragon such an idiot
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
YOU'RE GOING IN CIRCLES MAN!
God:
I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?
Me:
WHAT?!?!
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
YES! .COM!
God:
What are you confused about? Oh a net address!
Me:
*Facepalm*
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Sod this
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Yes, being intelligent is one
God:
Please state your conditions. You seem very bright to me, .

As you can see, "God" is a bigger idiot than Dragon.

[Purple Dragon]

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
beth and gwynneth
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, beth and gwynneth.
Me:
good me to
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I'm glad we agree, beth and gwynneth.
Me:
what have you been up to today god?
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
can you help me to grow mine please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
ok thanks
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
bonjour look its working already?
God:
Perhaps. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
ha ha ha
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
well i am
God:
Well that's okay. " I'm glad you find this amusing." You are?
Me:
you are what?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am what.
Me:
now we got god mixed up
God:
Why now? Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no. me and beth got you mixed up.
God:
Are you serious? YOU? How far up?
Me:
god you have lost the plot
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
ok its our turn, do you have any brothers or sisters?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is? Er.
Me:
your confusing me but i am confusing you also????
God:
I am sorry, beth and gwynneth, I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
its ok i got to go now bye god x x x
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". OK with me too.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
x x x
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no why?
God:
Would you like to go sometime? " Have you ever been to Europe?"? Why?
Me:
oh yes i have to italy for a sking trip??
God:
That's alright. Alright then. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
i dont but i have to go noe bye
God:
See you later. Why not? Bye. Let us change the subject.
Me:
no bye
God:
See you later. Hmm.

i did it and i confused God?????

[WillRiker]

Ok after an extensive chat with "God" I have arrived at the conclusion that he's an idiot...

Me:
How do?
God:
What is it to you.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
I was merely asking how you were doing today.
God:
Ah. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
Ah well myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts to your specific statements.
God:
So you understand. Good. Interesting. Are you a student?
Me:
A student of life I am
God:
Oh I was asking if you were in school.
Me:
Not school in the educational sense of the word but the school of life I am fully immeresd in
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
I should hope so, you're supposed to be all seeing and all knowing after all....or is that Santa Claus?
God:
What would happen if you didn't? Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Suppose you said yes to what? That you're all knowing and all seeing or that you are indeed santa Claus?
God:
Try it and see. Interesting observation.
Me:
Try it and see? So what you're saying is I should send my Christmas list to you this year.
God:
OK I will try it. Er. I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
Well then, here's a question for you...is it lose or loose?
God:
Well that's okay. Oh there. It could be. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Who in the holy fuck is Ally?
God:
Nobody you know. .
Me:
Well if she's no-one I know then how can I ask her?
God:
Well that's okay. So if not how can you ask her, then not she is no one you know.
Me:
Ah but how do you know who i know and who i don't know. You may not know all that you think you know and upon closer observation may actually realise that you know nothing at all.
God:
So you understand. Good. Because it's true. Oh I get it.
Me:
Ah Ha..an admission that it's true. God knows nothing!! I knew it.
God:
So you understand. Good. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. I am a Christian. How did you know?
Me:
How did I know you were a christian....you're fucking God you ass clown, that's how I know.
God:
Carefully. Thanks for the information: said I re fucking God you ass clown that is how he or she know.
Me:
I'm drawing the conclusion that with your poor grasp of English and Grammar that you could be a member of MTW.
God:
Do you mean your name is drawing the conclusion that with my poor grasp of English and Grammar that me could be a member of MTW.
Me:
You just proved my point.
God:
I did?
Me:
You did
God:
I did?
Me:
You did
God:
I did?
Me:
You did
God:
I did not.
Me:
You did
God:
I did not.
Me:
You did
God:
" I did not."? I did?
Me:
Yes...you fucking did..moron
God:
When? That's good information: said I fucking did moron.
Me:
You have the IQ of an amoeba
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Your inability to answer me correctly for 1
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am inability to answer you correctly for 1.
Me:
Holy Fuck..you're God and you have a master...and he's a robot..I knew it, Robots Rule!
God:
Why are you using that kind of language? I don't know very many robot you knew it Robots Rule.
Me:
OK I'm bored with you now you retard, I might as well chat with Purple dragon she makes marginally more sense than you
God:
Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover? That's alright.
Me:
Bite Me
God:
Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
Me:
How do you eat
God:
Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
Me:
Liar, liar pants on fire
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Bye bye retard
God:
Adios.

[Purple Dragon]

wow will that was some conversation.....