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Old 02-06-2005, 09:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jacobfie and the Cartel

JACOBFIE AND THE CARTEL
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Jacobfie had so far spent 4 days in the dirt cave cell, he was cold, hungry and completly straight. As another round of the DT's started to kick in he remembered back to how he got to this place.....


It all started 5 years ago when he met Juan and started to deal some Marijuanna on the side to pay for his habit. He ended up
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Old 02-06-2005, 09:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Selling Around 400 Pounds A Week And Smoking About 8...
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Old 02-06-2005, 09:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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grams a day. He was racking in the profit and then realized that if he sold harder drugs he could increase his profit. He decided
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To Move On To Heroin, And Soon Street Bums Everywhere Were Shooting Up In Alleyway's Using Smack That Jacobfie Provided, Even If It Was 90% Baking Soda And 5% Ajax...
Soon Jacobfie Was Starting To Run Out Of Competition In The Heroin Market, So He Decides That He Needs To....
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Move into the crystal meth arena just to have some competition. He has a little troube moving into the market due to the bikers and Mob, but he
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Soon Makes Friends With Them Before Paying Somebody With Drugs To Kill Them All, Once Word Gets Out That He Is A Pretty Tough Guy In The Local Drug Scene, He Soon Starts To Export To....
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Canada, but a mountie by the name of Orin decides to stop the import of drugs and make his country cleaner. He decides to set up a sting operation and brings in
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His Mother, A Long Term Drug Expert, To Check Out Jacobfies Produce...., Taking A Hit Of Some Freshly Imported Pure Methamphetamine, She....
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becomes completely addicted to Meth. Orin decides he needs a person on the inside to bring Jacobfie down. He decides to try and bring Iliketoeatcrayons in as a informant. All he needs to do is figure out how to get her. He checks with
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her pimp, who becomes so enraged by the request he raises his mighty pimp hand and begins to...
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