Jacobfie and the Cartel

[Maximal]

So bones went out and picked up some hookers and a six back. Although he had a hard time finding a Six Back in Texas, as they were just released to the military for use against terrorists. He wondered if it was really worth the trouble and if the six back would help them monitor any radio traffic in a 6 mile radius. He finally found one and

[Bones]

tried and figure out what a six back was. So he bought a six pack and refused to share it with the hookers. They were so pissed they cried. This made Bones laugh until he remembered Jacob and Max's predicament. So he

[Maximal]

Called Max back, only to find out thier plane had crashed somewhere over the rockies.

It turned out that MD's assassin had managed to sneak on board the jet and attempted to kill everyone by crashing the jet, Unfortunatly for him Max was in the can at the time and survived the crash and Jacobfie and Sally were getting busy in the private bed in the back and were protected. However they were stuck in the middle of the woods somewhere in the rockies.

[Moe]

Then Moe came along and said "err body in the club is getting tipsy!"

[Bones]

Which confused the hell out of everyone except Sally. Who started dancing like a fool.Suddenly Jacob remembered he had a cell phone and called

Bones back for help. Needless to say Bones was allready coming to the rescue with the crying hookers. He still had 5 of the 6 pack of beer left and wanted this to last for the duration of their travel. They had to hire a hellicopter to the mountains and the pilot had drank what was remaining of the six pack of beer and got too drunk to keep flying. Bones and the hookers had to then

[Bones]

crash their aircraft also. Thankfully for Bones it was into a brewery. He started drinking and drinking. Still not allowing the hookers any beer. Until SSgt Shak showed up and

[waverider]

back handed the whiney hookers and sent them on their way back to their pimp. he dusted his hands off, and said, "now, about this situation with md's goonies." he grabbed bones, jumped into a waiting hum-vee and took off to the rockies. upon arrival

[Maximal]

They found the plane in relatively one piece. The captain and co-pilot were both dead although it looked as if the co-pilot was the one that killed the pilot. There was no sign of any other bodies, But suddenly sgt Shak dropped to one knee behind a large rock and pulled a piece. Bones looked surprised and the SGT reached up, grabbed him and pulled him down behind the rock. He handed him .45 and said protect yourself. Out of the brush crept 5 men all dressed in fatigues and carrying some heavy firepower. They were making thier way towards the aircraft and suddenly they spotted the Hum-vee and dropped to the ground. SGT waited for them to come into view but they never stood back up. Instead a figure crept out of the brush and staying low made his way towards Bones and SGT. It was Max. He

[Bones]

asked Bones if he had a beer. Bones shook his head slowly no and started to cry. Max said "Cheer up." And handed Bones a beer. This made Bones so happy he