Jacobfie and the Cartel - Page 8

**Maximal** · 06-08-2005, 11:48 AM

Maximal smiles and says "don't worry she'll be out soon, and I think you'll be able to trust her completely. She is my twin, although she got all the good looks. Do you want coffee or juice?

Meagan · 06-08-2005, 08:05 PM

"Juice, my dear friend Juice."
Just then Sally came down In a bathrob. As soon as she seen them she was shocked and so was the guys. Jacob was shocked at her beauty. "Damn Max, u wasnt lying!" Stunned still stareing at the stairs,

waverider · 06-09-2005, 07:44 AM

Jacob stood slowly and tried to find the words. "uh, you, uh, are..." he absentmindedly wiped a bit of drool that had dribbled from the corner of his mouth. sally smiled and said,

Bones · 06-09-2005, 02:28 PM

You look like something my cat drug in. At this Maximal pulled a gun and shot the intruder sneaking up behind Jacobfie. Then turning to his twin told her

**Maximal** · 06-09-2005, 08:58 PM

thanks for using the code words, how the hell did he get in here?
He ran to the control panel and found that they had been breached at the secondary entrance. He pressed a few key and the screens showed about 30 men entering the tunnel from down the block. He pressed a few more keys and as everyone watched the men started to dance and move as the bullets form the machine guns torn them apart. He then hit another button and on another screen they watched the garage they were sneaking in suddenly blow up and collapse in on itself.

Bones · 06-10-2005, 10:01 AM

"Let's get the hell out of here!" Max yelled" We can find a safe place to hide at

waverider · 06-10-2005, 10:24 AM

md willington's house! He lives in the middle of nowhere, he'll hide us out for a few days!" so they jumped into the jet plane that was waiting on the roof of the house and lifted off and away towards washington to give md a surprise visit. little did they know

**Maximal** · 06-10-2005, 10:36 PM

That at that exact moment MD was getting off the phone with his bosses. He had informed them that he had lost all 55 members of the assault team, incuding thier lead assasin. He was now tasked with the job of trying to find Jacobfie and Maximal and killing them personally.

Bones · 06-11-2005, 01:36 AM

But Bones was onto him and sent a quick PM to Max letting him know what was up. Bones said to lay low while he found a place to hide them. He called Morty and informed him of the situation. Morty said to

Moe · 06-11-2005, 05:05 PM

Go get some hookers and a six back.

06-08-2005, 11:48 AM	#71 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	Maximal smiles and says "don't worry she'll be out soon, and I think you'll be able to trust her completely. She is my twin, although she got all the good looks. Do you want coffee or juice? __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

06-08-2005, 08:05 PM	#72 (permalink)
Meagan Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,369	"Juice, my dear friend Juice." Just then Sally came down In a bathrob. As soon as she seen them she was shocked and so was the guys. Jacob was shocked at her beauty. "Damn Max, u wasnt lying!" Stunned still stareing at the stairs, __________________ Never turn your back on a charging turtle................Those who never take anything too seriously have a distinct advantage over those who do

06-09-2005, 07:44 AM	#73 (permalink)
waverider Finger Sniffer Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 116	Jacob stood slowly and tried to find the words. "uh, you, uh, are..." he absentmindedly wiped a bit of drool that had dribbled from the corner of his mouth. sally smiled and said, __________________ meg _____________________________________________ I call our product: Lil' Lisa's Patented Animal Slurry. It's a high-protein feed for farm animals, insulation for low-income housing, and a top-notch engine coolant. And best of all, its made from 100-percent recycled animals. - The Simpsons, "The Old Man and the Lisa"

06-09-2005, 02:28 PM	#74 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	You look like something my cat drug in. At this Maximal pulled a gun and shot the intruder sneaking up behind Jacobfie. Then turning to his twin told her __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

06-09-2005, 08:58 PM	#75 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	thanks for using the code words, how the hell did he get in here? He ran to the control panel and found that they had been breached at the secondary entrance. He pressed a few key and the screens showed about 30 men entering the tunnel from down the block. He pressed a few more keys and as everyone watched the men started to dance and move as the bullets form the machine guns torn them apart. He then hit another button and on another screen they watched the garage they were sneaking in suddenly blow up and collapse in on itself. __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

06-10-2005, 10:01 AM	#76 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	"Let's get the hell out of here!" Max yelled" We can find a safe place to hide at __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

06-10-2005, 10:24 AM	#77 (permalink)
waverider Finger Sniffer Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 116	md willington's house! He lives in the middle of nowhere, he'll hide us out for a few days!" so they jumped into the jet plane that was waiting on the roof of the house and lifted off and away towards washington to give md a surprise visit. little did they know __________________ meg _____________________________________________ I call our product: Lil' Lisa's Patented Animal Slurry. It's a high-protein feed for farm animals, insulation for low-income housing, and a top-notch engine coolant. And best of all, its made from 100-percent recycled animals. - The Simpsons, "The Old Man and the Lisa"

06-10-2005, 10:36 PM	#78 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	That at that exact moment MD was getting off the phone with his bosses. He had informed them that he had lost all 55 members of the assault team, incuding thier lead assasin. He was now tasked with the job of trying to find Jacobfie and Maximal and killing them personally. __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

06-11-2005, 01:36 AM	#79 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	But Bones was onto him and sent a quick PM to Max letting him know what was up. Bones said to lay low while he found a place to hide them. He called Morty and informed him of the situation. Morty said to __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

06-11-2005, 05:05 PM	#80 (permalink)
Moe MTW Resident HoMoe Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,100	Go get some hookers and a six back. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/moerockmusic Great music! moe rock music http://www.moerockmusic.com

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