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Old 04-30-2005, 11:10 PM   #51 (permalink)
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He decides it is time to get a good drink and some quality blow. He heads to a club he knows of. He has to enter through a sewer due to
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Old 04-30-2005, 11:35 PM   #52 (permalink)
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To the red carpet and the camera's at the front door, he emerges from the bathroom into the club and people turn to face him then continue dancing and talking, when he walks to the bar the bartender quickly brings him his usual drink, cherry brandy and absinthe on ice on the house, Jacobfie takes his drink and walks across the dancefloor towards a stairway on the far side of the club, he steps onto the bottom step and two men emerge at the top of the stairs, the wait for him to get to them before hurrying him around the corner, frisking him for guns and letting him into the room, The room is dark, there are wooden blinds on the windows and a man seated at a desk beside them, 2 men are on either side of him, the shadow's hide them all, Jacobfie sits down at a chair in front of the desk, before extending his hand to the man at the desk who promptly stands up and leans over the desk to pat jacobfie on the back, sitting back down Jacobfie say's "Don Lacuno, Long time no see", "Yes you haven't been back since your father died, how's your mother", "She's dead Joe, they got her too, thats sorta why i'm back in town", "I'm terribly sorry Jacobfie, had i of known i would of done whatever i could to help, and now that i know, you can be assured i will do everything i can to help you sort this mess out, Now, I believe we should move into your office", the men move through another door into an airy room with a white and red leather couches, a glass topped desk and several book shelves, Jacobfie sits at his desk and opens a laptop computer sitting in the desk drawer, he also pulls a black Gloch pistol from the drawer, and leaves it sitting on the desk before pulling another from his ankle holster and instructing Joe that his men need to frisk properly, he places the gun from his ankle holster in the drawer and replaces it with the one on the desk, he then turns to Joe and says "Now, I hear you know of someone who might be of some use to me" Joe replies surprised "I didn't say that", "Yes I didn't say you did, but you know this person", "Oh no, you don't mean.....
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Old 04-30-2005, 11:52 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Maximal!!!! He is ruthless and when paid to do a job he does not quit until the job is done or he is dead, and he has never died. They say he has a flare for making sure his targets know who is killing them and why and he likes to make sure they suffer" Don Lacuno looks visibly shaken and asks "what are you planning on using him for?"
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Old 05-01-2005, 12:15 AM   #54 (permalink)
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"I'm not planning on using him for anything, I think that the Siccinni brothers may have hired him to kill me, I know that he killed my parents, and now he's after me" Don Lacuno appears shocked and stands up "And you want help in hunting him down? Crazy, sure, you may of got rid of Tony Slaveno and Carmine Gliosi, and if anyone can find and kill Maximal you can, but is it really worth the risk Jacobfie?", "Joe you don't have to help me as a business partner, but you are my friend aren't you Joe? You want to be my friend don't you Joe?, If so then you can help me with Maximal", "Joe Lacuno gets down on his knee's infront of the now standing Jacobfie and kisses Jacobfies hand, Jacobfie walks out of the room, down the stairs and through the club, he leaves through the front door and along the red carpet, photographers are approached by men walking behind jacobfie and their cameras thrown on the ground, Jacob gets into the waiting Limousine and instructs the driver to take him to his apartment on 5th avenue, The driver turns around and faces Jacobfie, Jacobfie bends down as a hail of gunfire shatters through the rear of the car, he pulls the Gloch 9mm from his ankle holster and fires through the back of the headrest, Blood splatters over the car windscreen and the lifeless body of Maximals apprentice slumps over the car horn, Jacobfie opens the door and runs towards the intersection ahead, A Bentley Continental GT pulls up at the read light, Jacobfie bangs on the window with his pistol and waves a big stack of bills in his hand- When Jacobfie gets out at the bottom floor of the building that his apartment is in, he hands the man $25,000 and leaves, His apartment is a large penthouse on the top floor....
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Old 05-01-2005, 12:59 AM   #55 (permalink)
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of Trump towers. Jacobfie enters the elevator and punches in his personal access code, which causes the elevator to bypass the rest of the building. The elevator stops and Jacobfie steps out of the elevator and the lights come on and a pleasent womans voice welcomes him home. He drops his jacket on the chair and hears a voice say "drop the hardware and have a seat" Jacobfie's hand twitches and the voice says "If I wanted you dead I would have killed you already, You do not let the most dangerous man alive see it coming" Jacobfie turns around and sees Maximal holding his Trademark blue steel .44 Automag leveled at him. He says " I didn't kill your parents but someone wants you to think I did" and without blinking he puts the gun on the table and sits back "I need your help"
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I think there may be someone after us both, for the last year I have been hunted by someone who wants me dead, I thought it was you but then i read about your parents and thought that their killing was very similar to the attempts made on me","And why am I supposed to help you maximal?", "because jacobfie, you're the only one who can, you're the only person on this planet who intimidates me and who I truly worry could be a match for me, until these attempts that is, but surely, the two of us combined would be no match for anyone", "I agree maximal, please follow me", Jacobfie walks Maximal into the next room, where maximal see's 4 black-clad men holding silenced-MP5's at the ready, "I should tell you maximal, i knew you were in my apartment before i stepped into the elevator, you're lucky i didn't hold my hands up or they would of killed you, better luck next time"
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Maximal looks at Jacobfie and says " I would have expected no less from you, and like you I came prepared, There is a van parked in the basement of this building packed with enough explosives to turn this building into nothing more than rubble. If my heart stops the van blows. Now can we share a drink and get down to the business of finding out who wants us dead and why."
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"Lets" says jacobfie as he presses a button and a section of the wall rotates revealing a well stocked bar, Jacobfie takes down several bottles and mixes 6oz of gin, 2oz of 100mg thujone Absinthe and 2oz Grand Marnier into a chrome martini shaker and shakes it well, he then takes two glasses out of a freezer underneath the bench, pours 1/2oz of dry Vermouth into each and swirls them before pouring the Absinthe Martini into the glasses and walking to a table next to the large floor to ceiling window looking down onto New York, "So Maximal.., do you have any leads yet?","As a matter of fact, no I don't, I was hoping you would be able to help me with that", "Well I don't know much either Maximal, just that whoever was responsible is very creative in their assasinations, They have a very unique calling card", "Yes I know, your parents bodies were found with a small pile of cigar ash on their chests", "Yes, and I find it unusual that because my parents were shot by a .50cal sniper rifle from a 900m range meaning that the shooter walked to the bodies to leave his calling card"
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"It was definitly a message for you, my girlfriend was killed the same way. In fact she was.." but before he can finish the statement a helicopter appears outside the window and it's machine guns start blazing, Jacobfie slams the rest of his martini and rolls away from the window as the glass explodes everywhere. Jacobfies men and ripped to shreds by the bullets. Jacobfie rolls over the couch and pushes a button underneath which causes the cushions to lift up revealing alot of hardware, he grabs 2 Law rockets and throws one to Maximal, As one they rise up and take aim on the chopper and fire. Both rockets hit the chopper at the same time and it explodes in a ball of fire.
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"Ok things are getting crazy, meet me in the underground parking lot downstairs in 5 minutes, Ok?", "Sure" replies Maximal as the elevator starts operating "Here" yells jacobfie as he throws Maximal a key "This is the key to a 2004 Maserati Quattroporte parked downstairs, If i'm not there in 5 minutes head to the airport, I'll be within 10 minutes of you" The doors of the elevator open and Maximal starts blazing with his Automag while jacobfie rolls across the floor and grabs the silenced MP5's of his fallen men, he throws two to Maximal and stands up from behind the bar, opening fire on the two remaining men in the elevator, He cuts the power to the elevator quickly and it plummets down "Ok lets go- 5 minutes" Jacobfie rushes down stairs next to the elevator while Maximal puts on some kevlar gloves and slips down the elevator cables- Jacobfie makes it two flights down before 4 men burst through the doors a flight below him, Jacobfie sits down and hides behind the railing on the side of the stairs while waiting for the men to emerge around the corner, as soon as they do, Jacobfie opens fire with both MP5's and all 4 men collapse, Jacobfie searches the bodies quickly for ID but all he finds is a Grenade on each of the men which he pockets, After this happening 3 times on the route downstairs, Jacobfie emerges into the car park, He see's Maximal sitting in the Black Maserati, He starts walking towards him but A Grey Humvee bursts through the entrance door and the men inside open fire on him and Maximal simultaneously, Jacobfie ducks behind the doorway as the Humvee approaches, pulling the pins on the grenades he lobs two into the rear tray of the Humvee as it screeches past, Maximal dives out of the Maserati and runs towards Jacobfie just as the grenade laden Humvee crashes into the Maserati and explodes, shaking the whole building "Shit" yells Maximal "Thats my bomb van three cars along, if it's tampered with it explodes in 1 minute, And that shaking it just recieved will have tripped the mercury switch", "We have no time to defuse it Max, Lets get out of here" Jacobfie and Maximal run to a dark blue Aston Martin Vanquish, Jacobfie has the car sideways out onto the road and is driving right down the middle of the road dodging cab's coming from both directions, he is only 1 kilometre away when a massive explosion shakes the ground and Trump Towers starts lurching towards the ground, He makes it onto a clear route straight to the expressway out of town and floors it, overtaking a shocked Traffic Patrol Officer at 185mph, Maximal, who is shaking and holding onto the door of the car as though his life depended on it, ask's Jacobfie "So where are we going?!!" as Jacobfie swerves between cars and trucks before finding himself a reasonably clear path, he really puts the pedal to the floor now and sits on 200mph for several miles to put some distance between himself and the city, Jacobfie see's an exit approaching and swerves across two lanes of traffic and up the off ramp at 150mph, Leaving the ground at the verge onto the road above, He slides the Aston Martin across the road in a graceful controlled drift and plants it again, In several minutes they find themselves in the country, and Jacobfie pulls the Vanquish off the road behind a small stand of pine trees and asks the visibly shaken Maximal "So what did you want to tell me before?"
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