Jacobfie and the Cartel

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slownards hanging from wrist manacles with his back covered in welts from being whipped. He admires the handiwork and decides he needs the ladies to come back to his place with him. He asks

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Whether They Have Somewhere Nearby On Which The Helicopter Can Pick Them Up, They Reply "Yes, There's A Helipad On The Rooftop", He Pulls A Cellphone Out Of The Inside Of His Armani Jacket, Calls For The Helicopter To Be Brought To The House, And With A Swift Click Of His Tan Gucci Loafers, He Sets Off Back To His Car, And Accelerates Off, When He Arrives Home He Finds That Sexyone And Her Girlfriend Have Already Made Themselves At Home And Are Relaxing Beside The Pool In The Downstairs Indoor Pool Room, Drinking Martini's And Talking, He....

[Maximal]

decides to check on Orin, but before he can leave the 2 ladies start making out so he stays to watch. Just as they are getting down to some serious moaning his satelite phone rings. It is one of his associates states side, they need help with

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A Friend Who Knows Somebody Who Knows Somebody Who 'Accidently' Killed Somebody Who's Body Floated Up In The Harbour, Jacobfie Tells His Friend To Stay Put And Calls His Connection At The Travel Centre, Who Gets Jacobfie A First Class Seat To New York That Afternoon, He Picks Up A Bag That Has Been Prepared For Him As He Walks Out The Front Door And Slips Back Into His Car, Making The 225km Trip To Auckland In 75 Minutes, He Arrives At The Airport And Is Waved Over By An Airline Clerk Who Hurries Him Through Customs And Security Without A Bag Check And Into The Plane, Jacobfie Handing Him A Stack Of $100 Bills As He Boards The Plane, The Flight Is Uneventful Except For.....

[Maximal]

Jacobfie initiating both of the stewardesses into the mile high club. Once the plane lands stateside He is ushered through security and into a waiting limo. There are

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Two men seated opposite him, they look him up and down and ask him to pull His right sleeve up, He takes off his jacket, un-buttons his shirt cuff, pulls the sleeve up and exposes a 2" long, 1/4" wide scar just below his elbow on the inside of his arm, they see it and immediately thank him and apologise for wasting his time, they hand him a glass of champagne and have idle chit-chat until the car pulls to a halt outside....

[Maximal]

a subway entrance. Jacobfie gets out of the car and walks down in the subway. He waits until it is clear then enters the electrical storage room and flips what appears to be a random series of switches. As he flips the last one there is a loud click and part of the back wall swings open

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Exposing a dark room with 4 men seated around a glass table in the centre, a thick layer of smoke floats along the ceiling...

[Maximal]

They are each wearing an eye patch and are holding a .44 automag aimed at Jacobfie. He looks them over and says

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"Now now gentlemen, Calm down, it's me, have you all lost your vision in the other eye while i've been gone?", this causes them to drop there guns to the floor, a chair is pulled out and Jacobfie sits down, the men say they need to talk business and a silver briefcase is placed on the table, it is opened to reveal several kilo's of a white substance, the men turn to Jacobfie and tell him it is good quality columbian, be looks over to the briefcase, pulls a silver spoon from the lining and snorts a pinch of the cocaine, he throws the spoon to the table and yells at them "What is this rubbish, I paid good money for your services and you disrespect me, you disrespect my name, you disrespect my family!" At this the two men from the limousine burst through the door and point their machine pistols at the men seated at the table, Jacobfie takes another case from one of the seated men, counts his money and leaves, gunshots echo behind him as the door closes..