Jacobfie and the Cartel - Page 4

magashna91 · 02-23-2005, 09:57 PM

"blahfagashahaganamapoora uhtingioperanidug"

**Maximal** · 02-23-2005, 11:07 PM

Jacobfie sits down and pops the cork on a bottle of 76 Dom Perignon. He looks at Orin and says you wanted to talk business? Orin

magashna91 · 02-24-2005, 01:38 PM

says i love pretty pink unicorns so get some pretty pink unicorns with uzis and i'll do a job fer you

jacobfie · 02-24-2005, 09:29 PM

Jacobfie Slips A Little Pill Into Orins Glass, 20 Minutes Later Orin Is Thanking Jacobfie For His Army Of Pink Uzi Carrying Unicorns And Asks For More Info On The Job....

**Maximal** · 03-01-2005, 08:38 PM

Jacobfie says, you need to go down to the amuzement park and steal candy from at least 4 different babies. Orin is shocked, I don't think

magashna91 · 03-01-2005, 09:07 PM

thats enuf! more babies must be robbed!!
i will steel candy from 300 babies muhahahaha!

Jacobfie thinks he is still recovering from the pill but lets him go

orin skips off, patting the air, thinking the unicorns are real, later he...

**Maximal** · 03-01-2005, 10:18 PM

comes down and realizes he committed to do something that will take forever to do. He goes to a candy store and buys enough candy to say he stole it all. Then he starts eating it all to make it look realistic. He goes back to Jacobs with the candy and

jacobfie · 03-10-2005, 12:46 AM

Presents His Candy To Jacob, Who Is Somewhat Unimpressed With His Effort And That He Only Made Do With The Bare Minimum Of Candy, So He Sends Orin To The Basement To Play Russian Roulette With His Other Prisoners.
Jacobfie Then Turns To One Of His P.A's And Asks Them That His Car Be Bought To The Front Entrance....
Jacobfie Slips Into The Tan Leather Interior Of The Black BMW M5 And Accelerates Down The Driveway, Stopping Twice To Refuel, He Drives For Several Hours, Before Pulling Into A Driveway, Through Two Sets Of Large Gates And A Security Bar, Arriving In Front Of A Large Mansion On The Side Of A Hill, He Steps Out Of His Car And Is Eagerly Greeted By His Close Associate.........

**Maximal** · 03-22-2005, 09:38 PM

Sexy one and her girlfriend Mishy. They ask him how things are going and invite him in for a drink. He tells them he can't stay he is just there to pick up

magashna91 · 03-22-2005, 09:58 PM

some whips and chains
possibly from they're "private" collection they bring him to there room and he sees...

02-23-2005, 11:07 PM	#32 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	Jacobfie sits down and pops the cork on a bottle of 76 Dom Perignon. He looks at Orin and says you wanted to talk business? Orin __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

02-24-2005, 09:29 PM	#34 (permalink)
jacobfie 70's Coke Fiend Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 390	Jacobfie Slips A Little Pill Into Orins Glass, 20 Minutes Later Orin Is Thanking Jacobfie For His Army Of Pink Uzi Carrying Unicorns And Asks For More Info On The Job.... __________________ MTW's Long Lost New Zealand Member

03-01-2005, 08:38 PM	#35 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	Jacobfie says, you need to go down to the amuzement park and steal candy from at least 4 different babies. Orin is shocked, I don't think __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

03-01-2005, 10:18 PM	#37 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	comes down and realizes he committed to do something that will take forever to do. He goes to a candy store and buys enough candy to say he stole it all. Then he starts eating it all to make it look realistic. He goes back to Jacobs with the candy and __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

03-10-2005, 12:46 AM	#38 (permalink)
jacobfie 70's Coke Fiend Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 390	Presents His Candy To Jacob, Who Is Somewhat Unimpressed With His Effort And That He Only Made Do With The Bare Minimum Of Candy, So He Sends Orin To The Basement To Play Russian Roulette With His Other Prisoners. Jacobfie Then Turns To One Of His P.A's And Asks Them That His Car Be Bought To The Front Entrance.... Jacobfie Slips Into The Tan Leather Interior Of The Black BMW M5 And Accelerates Down The Driveway, Stopping Twice To Refuel, He Drives For Several Hours, Before Pulling Into A Driveway, Through Two Sets Of Large Gates And A Security Bar, Arriving In Front Of A Large Mansion On The Side Of A Hill, He Steps Out Of His Car And Is Eagerly Greeted By His Close Associate......... __________________ MTW's Long Lost New Zealand Member

02-23-2005, 09:57 PM	#31 (permalink)
magashna91 Established Monkey Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 537	"blahfagashahaganamapoora uhtingioperanidug"

02-24-2005, 01:38 PM	#33 (permalink)
magashna91 Established Monkey Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 537	says i love pretty pink unicorns so get some pretty pink unicorns with uzis and i'll do a job fer you

03-01-2005, 09:07 PM	#36 (permalink)
magashna91 Established Monkey Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 537	thats enuf! more babies must be robbed!! i will steel candy from 300 babies muhahahaha! Jacobfie thinks he is still recovering from the pill but lets him go orin skips off, patting the air, thinking the unicorns are real, later he...

03-22-2005, 09:38 PM	#39 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	Sexy one and her girlfriend Mishy. They ask him how things are going and invite him in for a drink. He tells them he can't stay he is just there to pick up __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

03-22-2005, 09:58 PM	#40 (permalink)
magashna91 Established Monkey Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 537	some whips and chains possibly from they're "private" collection they bring him to there room and he sees...

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