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Old 06-17-2005, 12:05 PM   #111 (permalink)
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don't said Bones " I think I'm going to puke as it is. Hey Sally has some nice boobies! Max! Look at them aren't they
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:15 PM   #112 (permalink)
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Ni--" But Bones Was Cut Short As Maximal Slapped Him On The Cheek "She's My Sister You Weirdo, But Yeh, They Are Kinda Nice"
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:12 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Bones deserved that one. And took it in stride. But had to slap Max cause he was looking to much at his sis. It was so creepy that
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Sally And Jacobfie Stopped, Just As The Humvee Pulled Up Outside The Airport, The Next Plane To Russia Didn't Leave Until The Next Morning, So Everyone Explored Around The Aiport For A Few Hours, Jacobfie And Sally Visiting The Bathroom, Maximal Heading For The Foodcourt, Bones Heading For The Bar And Everyone Else Heading For The Gift Shops To Browse Until Their Flight Boarded At...
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Old 06-17-2005, 05:32 PM   #115 (permalink)
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6:42 am. While they were walking to the can Jacobfie noticed people spreading out around the airport, they were all wearing trench coats and dark glasses. as the bathroom dooor closed he looked at sally and said" either the Matrix convention is in town or somebody knows we are hear". "That is right Jacobfie, we want to talk to you and your gang, alot of people have died in the last 24 hours and we want your help to find out who is behind it." It was quite a site to hear him say this while Jacofie help his 9mm plastic glock against the guys temple. "Who do you
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Old 06-17-2005, 05:56 PM   #116 (permalink)
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Work For?" Says Jacobfie, Pressing The Barrel Of His Glock Into His Forehead, Sally Has One Of His Arms Held Against The Bathroom Benchtop, Jacobfie Nodded To Her And She Slipped A Nailfile Underneath On Of His Fingernails, Jacob Held His Arm Over Their Victims Mouth To Muffle His Scream, Before Pressing The Barrel Of The Glock Harder Into His Forehead And Asking Again Firmly "WHO Do YOU Work For??", Sally Twisted The Nail File And The Man Yelped "Layni, Its Layni!" Before Passing Out From The Pain, Jacobfie Took His Trenchcoat, And Holding Sally Against Him, They Stumbled Out Into The Departure Lounge, Acting Very Drunk But Trying Not To Attract Any Attention To Themselves As They Went To A Nearby Cafe To Get A Coffee And A Private Booth.
Maximal Had Noticed The Visitors Too, Indeed He Had Made 2 Of Them Disappear Already And He Was Slowly Wandering Around Looking For The Rest Of The Guys So That They Could Go Back And Rendevous With Jacobfie And Sally At The Cafe.
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Old 06-17-2005, 07:14 PM   #117 (permalink)
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Maximal found the group in the gift shop and bones was in the duty free asking about the beer. It looked like a trench coat convention at the gift shop due to all the trench coats. Maximal counted 12 of them and 3 more going into the duty free after bones. It was also just a matter of time until the others were missed. Maximal went into the duty free and took care of those three and told bones it was time to leave and filled him in. Then he looked at bones and said get them all out to the nearby cafe when the coats leave. He picked up a ear piece and mic from one of the departed men and started walking away. He spoke slowly into the mic and said "if you want jacobfie I'll give him to you meet me at luggage carousell 1". Jacobfie had also taken the ear piece off their hostage to monitor the communications and heard this announcement.
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Recognising Maximals Terrible Pronounciation Of "Carousel" He Quickly Made His Way There, With Sally In Tow, Seeing Maximal He Said "Thank God For Your Canadian Accent Max, Where Are The Others" Maximal Nodded In The Direction Of About 25 Trenchcoated Men And Woman Running Towards Them "Quick" Yelled Jacobfie "The Others Will Catch Up Later" As He Pulled Max And Sally Onto The Luggage Carousel And To Safety
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or at least temporary safety as Layni's men chased them through the opening and into the luggage area. The security alarms also started going off
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Jacobfie And Maximal Both Pulled Their Ceramic Gloch 9's From Their Jackets And Fired At The Door Simultaneously As Two Men Pushed Through Into The Luggage Area, The Collapse Squeezed Into The Door, Blocking The Entrance And Stopping The Conveyor Belt, Jacobfie, Max And Sally Climb Down From The Conveyor Belt And Survey Their Surroundings...
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