Morty and His Adventure

**Morty** · 12-14-2004, 01:36 AM

MORTY AND HIS ADVENTURE
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One day, Morty had made up his mind and decided it was time to leave his parents basement and explore the world. He grabbed his favorite back-pack, tossed in a plastic fork and 3 cans of beans, an extra pair of underwear and set forth on his adventure. He stood bravely out on the front lawn, feeling the wind in his shorts, took 1 step forward and started to walk

**Maximal** · 12-14-2004, 08:58 AM

through all the crap that littered the front lawn. After about an hour of climbing over and through the rusted cars and broken fridges, he stopped to drink some beer and have a nap.

**Morty** · 12-14-2004, 10:54 AM

A few hours had passed and Morty began to wake up with a grin on his face. Happy thoughts on his mind when he then realized the neighbor's dog was dry humping the side of his head.

**Maximal** · 12-14-2004, 11:18 AM

He also realized he had pissed himself and the neighbourhood kids were watching and laughing at him.

**Morty** · 12-14-2004, 11:28 AM

Full of anger, Morty empties out his backpack. Stabs one kid in the neck with his plastic fork, nails 3 of the kids that were running away with his cans of beans, and the one fat kid that was too slow to get away he suffacated with his backpack.

**Layni** · 12-14-2004, 11:37 AM

This made Morty really happy. SO happy in fact that he had to change his underwear. It was then that he relized that he had picked up his sister's panties by mistake, but he wore them anyway since he loved the color pink. It made him feel pretty.

**Maximal** · 12-14-2004, 11:37 AM

As he calms down he realizes that he has a fat kid stuck in his backpack and his food is gone. He decides that maybe he didn't plan his adventure very well and that he should go home and call Irondog. It is very late when he finally gets home and the phone is

**Layni** · 12-14-2004, 11:54 AM

missing. He looks around the room to try to find it. He finds all sorts of things, like his anal lube and his blow up sheep. But no phone.

**Maximal** · 12-14-2004, 12:01 PM

He opens his window and yells at Iron dog to go home and to stop watching him all the time. Then he remembers his piss stained pants and decides to change

**Layni** · 12-14-2004, 12:03 PM

into a dress. He looks for one but finds that they all look silly. He decides to put on his favorite

12-14-2004, 01:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,725	Morty and His Adventure MORTY AND HIS ADVENTURE Story Format . . One day, Morty had made up his mind and decided it was time to leave his parents basement and explore the world. He grabbed his favorite back-pack, tossed in a plastic fork and 3 cans of beans, an extra pair of underwear and set forth on his adventure. He stood bravely out on the front lawn, feeling the wind in his shorts, took 1 step forward and started to walk Last edited by Morty; 10-21-2005 at 01:20 AM.

12-14-2004, 08:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	through all the crap that littered the front lawn. After about an hour of climbing over and through the rusted cars and broken fridges, he stopped to drink some beer and have a nap. __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

12-14-2004, 10:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,725	A few hours had passed and Morty began to wake up with a grin on his face. Happy thoughts on his mind when he then realized the neighbor's dog was dry humping the side of his head. __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

12-14-2004, 11:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	He also realized he had pissed himself and the neighbourhood kids were watching and laughing at him. __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

12-14-2004, 11:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,725	Full of anger, Morty empties out his backpack. Stabs one kid in the neck with his plastic fork, nails 3 of the kids that were running away with his cans of beans, and the one fat kid that was too slow to get away he suffacated with his backpack. __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

12-14-2004, 11:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
Layni Busty Tease Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,080	This made Morty really happy. SO happy in fact that he had to change his underwear. It was then that he relized that he had picked up his sister's panties by mistake, but he wore them anyway since he loved the color pink. It made him feel pretty. __________________ Confucius says: Man going through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

12-14-2004, 11:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	As he calms down he realizes that he has a fat kid stuck in his backpack and his food is gone. He decides that maybe he didn't plan his adventure very well and that he should go home and call Irondog. It is very late when he finally gets home and the phone is __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

12-14-2004, 11:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
Layni Busty Tease Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,080	missing. He looks around the room to try to find it. He finds all sorts of things, like his anal lube and his blow up sheep. But no phone. __________________ Confucius says: Man going through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

12-14-2004, 12:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	He opens his window and yells at Iron dog to go home and to stop watching him all the time. Then he remembers his piss stained pants and decides to change __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

12-14-2004, 12:03 PM	#10 (permalink)
Layni Busty Tease Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,080	into a dress. He looks for one but finds that they all look silly. He decides to put on his favorite __________________ Confucius says: Man going through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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