Morty and His Adventure - Page 3

**Maximal** · 12-14-2004, 12:47 PM

CM falls deeply in love with Morty's bride to be. He is so in love that he even takes a bath to get ready for the Wedding. He shows up

**Layni** · 12-14-2004, 12:49 PM

all dressed up, looking sharp. He smiles and winks at the bride, she

**Maximal** · 12-14-2004, 01:09 PM

decides she needs to find out if he is really the best man, so she takes him into the closet and has sex with him. She Walks up to morty and says

**Layni** · 12-14-2004, 01:21 PM

that has to be the most horrific thing that has ever happened to me. Im going to marry you. Then Max stands up and says that Morty cant because he's in love with

**Maximal** · 12-14-2004, 01:25 PM

Himself. Morty pulls out a gun and shoots his bride to be and runs out the door. He steals CM's car and starts to drive away

**Morty** · 12-14-2004, 05:05 PM

when he then realizes that he co-signed for her student loan and since the bitch is now MIA, CitiBank will now come after him and make him pay the $20K.

**Maximal** · 12-14-2004, 08:29 PM

He heads to Vegas in the hopes of turning his $6.25 into enough money to pay off his new debt. About half the way to Vega he stops at a

**Morty** · 12-14-2004, 08:32 PM

gas station to get a Coke and take a shit in the public restroom. Like he often does at home, before flushing, Morty takes a handful of his feces and signs the wall with "MORTY" in big letters and then proceeds to

**Maximal** · 12-14-2004, 08:43 PM

inhale the aroma of his defecation and appreciate his handy work. As he opens the door to leave the bathroom, he runs into Iron Dog who it turns out was trying to find him and bring him home. Morty look at him and

**Morty** · 12-14-2004, 08:52 PM

then drags his index finger across IronDog's upper lip and gives him a nice brown mustache. IronDog inhales, then collapses. Morty quickly makes a run for it.

12-14-2004, 12:47 PM	#21 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	CM falls deeply in love with Morty's bride to be. He is so in love that he even takes a bath to get ready for the Wedding. He shows up __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

12-14-2004, 12:49 PM	#22 (permalink)
Layni Busty Tease Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,080	all dressed up, looking sharp. He smiles and winks at the bride, she __________________ Confucius says: Man going through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

12-14-2004, 01:09 PM	#23 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	decides she needs to find out if he is really the best man, so she takes him into the closet and has sex with him. She Walks up to morty and says __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

12-14-2004, 01:21 PM	#24 (permalink)
Layni Busty Tease Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,080	that has to be the most horrific thing that has ever happened to me. Im going to marry you. Then Max stands up and says that Morty cant because he's in love with __________________ Confucius says: Man going through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

12-14-2004, 01:25 PM	#25 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	Himself. Morty pulls out a gun and shoots his bride to be and runs out the door. He steals CM's car and starts to drive away __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

12-14-2004, 05:05 PM	#26 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,725	when he when he then realizes that he co-signed for her student loan and since the bitch is now MIA, CitiBank will now come after him and make him pay the $20K. __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

12-14-2004, 08:29 PM	#27 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	He heads to Vegas in the hopes of turning his $6.25 into enough money to pay off his new debt. About half the way to Vega he stops at a __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

12-14-2004, 08:32 PM	#28 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,725	gas station to get a Coke and take a shit in the public restroom. Like he often does at home, before flushing, Morty takes a handful of his feces and signs the wall with "MORTY" in big letters and then proceeds to __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

12-14-2004, 08:43 PM	#29 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	inhale the aroma of his defecation and appreciate his handy work. As he opens the door to leave the bathroom, he runs into Iron Dog who it turns out was trying to find him and bring him home. Morty look at him and __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

12-14-2004, 08:52 PM	#30 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,725	then drags his index finger across IronDog's upper lip and gives him a nice brown mustache. IronDog inhales, then collapses. Morty quickly makes a run for it. __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

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