Morty and His Adventure

[Maximal]

nightie and just go to sleep. He wakes up the next morning and decides to try leaving home again. He realises he forgot his backpack on the fat kid so needs to find something

[Layni]

to put all his barbie dolls in. He picks up his hello kitty sack and starts to pack them when he remembers that he

[Maximal]

hasn't eaten in two days so he goes downstairs to make something to eat. He finds out that he can't cook and since he threw away his last can of beans. He is stuck eating the tofu that was left in his fridge. It tastes

[Layni]

like rubber which is a taste that he enjoys every now and then. He washes it down with a fifth of whiskey.

[Maximal]

He stumbles out of the house and manages to stumble his way through the yard. He actually finds the can of beans but realizes he does not have a can opener. He decides to knock on the neighbours door and see if he can borrow a

[Layni]

spoon and can opener. The door opens and there stands

[Maximal]

The biggest, meanest looking woman He has ever seen and the house is full of Winnie the pooh stuff. She invites him in and tells him he should marry her.

[Layni]

He agrees looking at all the food she has in her cabinets. He looks around and notices

[Maximal]

pictures of himself all over her walls, He likes the fact that he can see himself anytime and her house is right next door to his parents. They plan the wedding for the next day and she tells him to get a best man.

[Layni]

He picks CM due to the fact that he wont draw attention away from the groom and will keep the flies off the bride.