If Morty was Santa, for Christmas, I wish for...

sleonard · 11-15-2005, 04:01 AM

Ladied and Gents,let us know what your Santa dream is for xmas??!! (and yes we know Max that you need boobies!!)

Kase · 12-03-2005, 01:03 PM

1st- This is a collaborated member story?
2nd- I want santa to bring me a Mustang GT and a couple really hot disease free and pre-paid hookers, along with $10k so I can fix up some other stuff like get my computer some new parts so it's not so goddamn slow (compared to what it was pre-fried motherboard)

NurseNancy · 12-03-2005, 01:23 PM

I'm sorry. I misread the title of this thread somehow. I thought it had to do with sex and Morty for Christmas. My bad.

Makya · 12-05-2005, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NurseNancy

I'm sorry. I misread the title of this thread somehow. I thought it had to do with sex and Morty for Christmas. My bad.

I think you need some good long hot sex for christmas. Make that two of us.

Scavok · 12-08-2005, 06:04 PM

i want i want i want :/ hmm a car yes that will work gettin my permit soon :/ not really even soon have to wait till summer but i can drive a car around here and i want a good laptop for on the go MTW

Lady Dee · 12-14-2005, 12:21 AM

I already got my hot sex for christmas, next on the list a poker set...Strippoker anyone?

Makya · 12-14-2005, 02:12 AM

Only if it's will Will, Milf, mamma, and Max. (And maybe Morty too. I'd have to think about that.)

lilmamma · 12-14-2005, 02:14 AM

oh count me in !! you know we have to invite dog or max wil be lonley i say deff keep it invite ONLY!!

Makya · 12-14-2005, 02:25 AM

No Dogs allowed.

**Maximal** · 12-14-2005, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Makya

Only if it's will Will, Milf, mamma, and Max. (And maybe Morty too. I'd have to think about that.)

For some reason I don't mind being mentioned after Milf and Mamma.....

11-15-2005, 04:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
sleonard Morty's Sac Adjuster Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 189	If Morty was Santa, for Christmas, I wish for... Ladied and Gents,let us know what your Santa dream is for xmas??!! (and yes we know Max that you need boobies!!) __________________ Beer, not only for breakfast

12-03-2005, 01:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
Kase Elder Monkey Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,725	Re: If Morty was Santa, for Christmas, I wish for... 1st- This is a collaborated member story? 2nd- I want santa to bring me a Mustang GT and a couple really hot disease free and pre-paid hookers, along with $10k so I can fix up some other stuff like get my computer some new parts so it's not so goddamn slow (compared to what it was pre-fried motherboard) __________________ Currently trying to get a life "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

12-03-2005, 01:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
NurseNancy Cyber Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 407	Re: If Morty was Santa, for Christmas, I wish for... I'm sorry. I misread the title of this thread somehow. I thought it had to do with sex and Morty for Christmas. My bad.

12-08-2005, 06:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Scavok lilman midget molester Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 528	Re: If Morty was Santa, for Christmas, I wish for... i want i want i want :/ hmm a car yes that will work gettin my permit soon :/ not really even soon have to wait till summer but i can drive a car around here and i want a good laptop for on the go MTW __________________ 9:22 pm [WillRiker]: I was just supremly fucking annoyed by the little shit ... nice to see im loved

12-14-2005, 12:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,046	Re: If Morty was Santa, for Christmas, I wish for... I already got my hot sex for christmas, next on the list a poker set...Strippoker anyone? __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

12-14-2005, 02:12 AM	#7 (permalink)
Makya MTW's Baddest Bitch Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,923	Re: If Morty was Santa, for Christmas, I wish for... Only if it's will Will, Milf, mamma, and Max. (And maybe Morty too. I'd have to think about that.) __________________ If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them them with bullshit.

12-14-2005, 02:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	Re: If Morty was Santa, for Christmas, I wish for... oh count me in !! you know we have to invite dog or max wil be lonley i say deff keep it invite ONLY!! __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

12-14-2005, 02:25 AM	#9 (permalink)
Makya MTW's Baddest Bitch Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,923	Re: If Morty was Santa, for Christmas, I wish for... No Dogs allowed. __________________ If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them them with bullshit.

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