Maximal's Journey for the Perfect Boobies

Captain Barr · 05-06-2005, 12:42 AM

The stacks of magazines were now piled high up to the ceiling. Broken and discarded videotapes littered the trashcan and the keyboard was smashed. For years Maximal had been searching for the perfect pair of boobies. Going from page to page, from movie to movie, from site to site he searched. A myriad of breasts he had seen, but none had yet to satiate him.

**Maximal** · 05-08-2005, 11:32 PM

So he decided to head down to Mardi Gras, but first he stopped off at a dollar store to pick up a few thousand beads. On the way to the airport he

Bones · 05-09-2005, 01:00 AM

was shocked to see a doctors office offering breast reduction surgery. In righteous anger he stormed inside and

iLyKe2EeTcRaY0nZ · 05-09-2005, 09:58 AM

blew the place to bits. But, not before rescuing a young beauty with huge tits by the name of

**Morty** · 05-09-2005, 10:16 AM

Shaneequa. He has always had a thing for black girls and their purple nipples. So off they went, with a bucket of

and his new girl.

Bones · 05-09-2005, 10:33 AM

Suddenly Morty jumped from behind some bushes and

**Maximal** · 05-09-2005, 11:40 AM

scared her so bad she pissed herself, and threw up her shirt to protect herself. Morty saw those huge melons and just started staring. Max checked them out and decided that he hadn't missed much and he was going to continue his search. He left her standing there being fondled by Morty. He remebered about Mardis Gras and

Bones · 05-09-2005, 11:45 AM

realized he had missed his plane. So he rented a canoe and started paddling on his way. But realized that canoes don't work on the highway so he

**Morty** · 05-09-2005, 11:56 AM

got the mental picture of "a little man in a boat" out of his head and beat some one legged kid up to take his roller blade. Rolling down the street with a roller blade on his right foot and pumping with his left foot which still had a tennis shoe he

**Maximal** · 05-09-2005, 01:53 PM

smashed into a fire hydrant, cause he had no idea how to roller blade. On the plus side there was a lingerie fashion shoot taking place a few feet from where he landed on the ground. He decided to

05-06-2005, 12:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
Captain Barr Established Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 479	Maximal's Journey for the Perfect Boobies The stacks of magazines were now piled high up to the ceiling. Broken and discarded videotapes littered the trashcan and the keyboard was smashed. For years Maximal had been searching for the perfect pair of boobies. Going from page to page, from movie to movie, from site to site he searched. A myriad of breasts he had seen, but none had yet to satiate him. __________________ Your voice is the only weapon you need to own.

05-08-2005, 11:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	So he decided to head down to Mardi Gras, but first he stopped off at a dollar store to pick up a few thousand beads. On the way to the airport he __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

05-09-2005, 01:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	was shocked to see a doctors office offering breast reduction surgery. In righteous anger he stormed inside and __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

05-09-2005, 09:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
iLyKe2EeTcRaY0nZ Maximal's Plaything Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 492	blew the place to bits. But, not before rescuing a young beauty with huge tits by the name of __________________ "Bite my shiny, metal ass!" -Bender, "Futurama"

05-09-2005, 10:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	Suddenly Morty jumped from behind some bushes and __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

05-09-2005, 10:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,725	Shaneequa. He has always had a thing for black girls and their purple nipples. So off they went, with a bucket of and his new girl.

05-09-2005, 11:40 AM	#7 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	scared her so bad she pissed herself, and threw up her shirt to protect herself. Morty saw those huge melons and just started staring. Max checked them out and decided that he hadn't missed much and he was going to continue his search. He left her standing there being fondled by Morty. He remebered about Mardis Gras and __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

05-09-2005, 11:45 AM	#8 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	realized he had missed his plane. So he rented a canoe and started paddling on his way. But realized that canoes don't work on the highway so he __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

05-09-2005, 11:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,725	got the mental picture of "a little man in a boat" out of his head and beat some one legged kid up to take his roller blade. Rolling down the street with a roller blade on his right foot and pumping with his left foot which still had a tennis shoe he

05-09-2005, 01:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12,056	smashed into a fire hydrant, cause he had no idea how to roller blade. On the plus side there was a lingerie fashion shoot taking place a few feet from where he landed on the ground. He decided to __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

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