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Old 05-09-2005, 08:33 PM   #21 (permalink)
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if I should have the nipple clamps on and he said yes, oh yes.

Max arrived at crayons and spent a few hours getting his fix, before he left he made sure to undo the handcuffs and removed her blindfold. She
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Old 05-09-2005, 08:41 PM   #22 (permalink)
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then slapped him and said "bitch where's my money?" But she was only joking and sent him on his way with a video of their little experience. Max
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:37 PM   #23 (permalink)
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reproduced the video and marketed it on the internet. The sales of this video brought in enough money for Max to start his own porn studio. This gave him an easy way to audition women in the hopes of finding the perfect set of boobs.
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:53 PM   #24 (permalink)
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His first client was MArleena...She was a very stout woman with 54FF boobs. When she walked in
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:55 PM   #25 (permalink)
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his mouth started to water, but when she removed the industrial strength bra he saw all the stretch marks and decided she would be good for one of the Busty babes videos he was filming. The next girl to come in was Layni who
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was a pro at this and started stripping her clothes off right away. When she removed her bra
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Max was in awe, she had the biggest most perfect boobs he had ever seen, except for the nipple rings so he gave them an "A+" ranking and decided to keep looking. He
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strated to have a little itch and drip ,hmmm he thought that must be from crayonz lil "fix". damn her he thought . so he tried to to find the nearest clinic to stop the buring itch, he had no time for this; the most perfect perkiest soft boobies were still out there and he was going to find them, he found a doctor who made him
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remove all his clothes, strip naked, put a rubber glove over his head and run down the street screaming "Fuck me. I'm a squid!". This is odd thought Max. But if it will cure these burning drips I'll
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Do it ALL DAY LONG!" So he stripped and started running around screaming to fuck him cause hes a squid, when he ran into
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