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03-20-2005, 09:28 PM
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| Elder Monkey  Join Date: Feb 2005
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| School Picnic
I'll try to keep my story short. This might explain some stuff about me At a school picnic in late spring me and a few classmates were playing baseball. I waited behind the batter, but since I had no equipment on and the faculty were a bunch of pussies, I had to stay back a ways, which would prove to not help at all. A kid came up to bat (that I never did like), and he got a hit. The only problem was he let go of the bat in mid swing, managed to still hit the ball, but the bat came toward me. Last thing I remember was seeing the end of the bat. Then I remember screaming at the teachers not to touch me, because I think at the time I thought they were other kids. I blacked out again. The bat hit me just under my right eye, the day before 6th grade "graduation". This all happened around 11, and when I finally came to it was around 12. The really wierd part was I was walking around, apparently talking and seemed fully functional, but I couldn't remeber anything. Just all of a sudden I felt like I get hit with a train, and then I was back in reality... it's kind of hard to explain what it felt like, and I am still trying to figure it out. Unfortunatly that was not my last concussion. Unfortunatly that was not my last concussion.
__________________ Currently trying to get a life "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein |
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03-21-2005, 09:09 AM
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| I'm Surrounded by Retards  Join Date: Jul 2004
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Reread the story it was a joke at the end of the tale, funny cause he had concussions.
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03-21-2005, 06:47 PM
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| Elder Monkey Join Date: Feb 2005
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I don't like to re-insult people when the first one was fine, but to this particular act of amazing stupidity I'll make an exception- I almost preferred it when I couldn't understand what you were saying, because when I can understand you it makes me doubt the future of the human race. If the current generation is just partly like you, I doubt the world will last as it is now. There will be president's stupider than even george bush, until eventually they just elect a cow, or some other barnyard creature. Sorry, didn't mean to make it that long. When I talk about George Bush I usually end up talking about stupidity for at least a paragraph
__________________ Currently trying to get a life "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein |
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03-21-2005, 07:16 PM
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| Your Twisted Leader  Join Date: Jul 2003
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OR A WOMAN!!!!!  I kill me. ahhaa  If a woman doesn't kill me first. 
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04-11-2005, 03:21 PM
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| MTW Resident HoMoe  Join Date: Apr 2005
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it was a joke morons , think about it O.o
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04-13-2005, 09:07 PM
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| Busty Tease  Join Date: Jul 2003
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