Playing in the woods.

[Makya]

When I was a child, we lived on an AFB up in Maine. There was a lot of woods up there that all the kids would play in. The most popular one was this playground surrounded by woods where all the kids would get together and play hide-n-seek using the woods to hide in and the playground as the safe haven.

It was during one of these games that my little brother came up to me and told me that he had to use the bathroom. Seemed kind of odd to me because he's a boy and boys can just whip it out and bless the bushes and I told him so. I was then informed that he didn't have to pee and he didn't think that he could make it back home. Looking around, I told him to just go in the woods. He was hesitant at first because there wasn't any toilet paper and I told him to just use leaves. A few minutes later he comes out of his little hiding spot, saying that he had to go home. Out of curosity, I followed.

When I got home, my mom had him standing in the bathroom and was picking leaves out of his butt. He didn't realize that you are suppose to wipe with the leaves like you do with toilet paper and got them stuck.

[Morty]

Oh shit, that's funny. I can just imagine the poor kids face. hahahahahaa

[CableMonkey]

Originally Posted by Makya

He didn't realize that you are suppose to wipe with the leaves like you do with toilet paper and got them stuck.

I don't get it...what else was he doing with them, stuffing them up his Poop Shoot?

[CableMonkey]

Originally Posted by Morty

I can just imagine the poor kids face.

The Poor Kids were so Poor that all of them put together only had One Face.

What about the Rich Kids?

[Makya]

Originally Posted by CableMonkey

I don't get it...what else was he doing with them, stuffing them up his Poop Shoot?

That is exactly what he was doing. You mean Morty got it before you did?

[Daydreambeliever]

[quote="CableMonkey"]

Originally Posted by Morty

I can just imagine the poor kids face.

The Poor Kids were so Poor that all of them put together only had One Face.

What about the Rich Kids?
Perhaps you can explain to me why, in your last post, the word: "poor" was capitalized (twice).

[WillRiker]

I believe that Mr CM esq has addressed this issue once before, when he said.......

Originally Posted by CableMonkey

Insecure? Jeez, this is just a web site dude...don't blow a gasket.

Since I can not Yell, Scream & Jump Up & Down online, I use the selective Capital Letters to help convey an idea...Artistic License. I am not Threatend by Ideas of others, especially yours. I just don't think a "Humor" site is the place to make Feeble Attempts @ Political Statements.

I never said I was Not a Bully, I said I was never a School Yard Bully...more proof that your brain is not as large as mine.

And I have no doubt that those will not be his last words on the subject.

[Makya]

Poor thing. I pitty you DaveLj.

[CableMonkey]

Originally Posted by DaveLj

Perhaps you can explain to me why, in your last post, the word: "poor" was capitalized (twice).

Just as Riker RePosted:

Since I can not Yell, Scream & Jump Up & Down online, I use the selective Capital Letters to help convey an idea...

Use your Brain, read the Forums and try Messing with me again when you have a topic that has not been covered in the past.

[CableMonkey]

Originally Posted by Makya

That is exactly what he was doing. You mean Morty got it before you did?

Is he Retarded? It would NEVER occur to me to Stuff a Leaf up my Ass Pipe. Is that what he did with Toilet Paper? If not, why would he then START doing it the very first time he used a Leaf?

I am sure Morty GOT it because Morty has DONE it.