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Old 07-10-2004, 08:48 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: Tard?

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Is he Retarded? It would NEVER occur to me to Stuff a Leaf up my Ass Pipe. Is that what he did with Toilet Paper? If not, why would he then START doing it the very first time he used a Leaf?

Not sure about the retarded, but he's always come across as gay to me.
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Old 07-10-2004, 09:41 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I've read the forum, but I apparantly missed that post. I will now apologize, publicly.
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Old 07-10-2004, 09:42 PM   #13 (permalink)
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...

Although, I will be happy to try to mess with you when I "have a topic that has not been covered in the past."

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Old 07-10-2004, 11:17 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Next Time...

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I will be happy to try to mess with you when I "have a topic that has not been covered in the past."
I welcome you to do your Best

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One thing I have learned from the Monkey...

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I welcome you to do your Best

...is that periods are essential in closing out a sentence.
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Re: One thing I have learned from the Monkey...

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periods are essential in closing out a sentence.
On MTW, Periods seem a bit Formal.

On a Woman, Periods are just Messy!


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Old 07-12-2004, 12:22 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I just knew that someone would make that joke, it was just a case of who.

You didn't disappoint Mr Monkey.
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Old joke from elementary school

Little Timmy complaining.......

"But mommy, I don't like tomato soup!"

"Shut up and eat Timmy, we only get it once a month."
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And that is how Timmy earned his red wings at an early age.
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Re: Playing in the woods.

Aftr this post (as DaveLj), I burried my head in the sand for just over two years.
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