My Childhood Injurys

[Hayley]

Well i just kinda discovered this section, and i was reading some of the injury threads that morty and Will made. Thought ild tell u some of my stories that got me, well injured!

I was about 4, and we were all going to go out as a family. My grandad had come to visit at the time. So, me being excited we were going out, opened the front door, and stayed in the porch to wait for everyone else. I got bored, so i put my little finger through hindge of the door, seeing if it would fit through (the door was open). As i did that, the door slammed shut, and i got my little finger trapped. Luckily, it was only my nail that got ripped off, but it damn well hurt

I was about 8, when i got my next injury. I was always playing outside with my next door neighbour's son. He was near enough same age as me, and we shared toys and stuff (although his family was more 'well off' than mine so he got the bikes and latest computer stuff). One day we were playing on his bike, i was following him around some flat, and i heard him say 'Hayley, watch out' Of course, i didnt really click as to what he meant, so i turn the corner, and a massive, old front door comes crashing on top of my head! I lifted it off, and ran to the roadside, where i sat and cried. I had my hands over my head, as it hurt like hell. My neighbour asked if i was ok, so i take me hands off my head, and theres blood everywhere. That sets me off even more to cry, so we run to HIS house (as my dad was at the pub, my mum at work), and we phone the pub to get my dad home. My dad takes ages, and you know what he does? Instead of taking me to hospital, he takes me upstairs and washes my hair. Omg, it hurt so much, with the hot water on my head wound I still dont know how big my wound was, and i dont know why he didnt take me to hospital!


A couple of years later, i was outside my front garden, playing with my sister, with a small bouncy ball. The ball had bounced over the front garden and round the corner by next door neighbour's garage. So i raced over to get it, and as i ran back to my front garden, i turned the corner and my neighbour's son smashed into me at full speed. As his head was the level of my face, so my nose took the full force. My nose started to bleed, and as this was my first ever nose bleed, i freaked out. We had a nurse who lived on our road, and we went to her house, and she put some frozen peas on my face. I heard her talking to my mum and said its best i go hospital. She drove us to the hospital, and i got there, they looked at me and said "You've broke your nose so we need to do an operation" He drew my nose, and it was crooked! When the day came for my operation, i couldnt eat before it. After the op, my nose hurt, but straight. I still have a 'boney' nose, near the top of my nose, that never used to be there before.

[WillRiker]

I always think it's weird how things don't really seem to hurt, or at least you don't notice the pain until you see the blood, then you really feel it.

[Im Special]

i agree will, in my job i am often cutting my hands on boxes and such and i don't even notice but when i sit down 4 cofee or sumthing and realize i've cut myself it immediatly becomes unreasonably painfully weird eh?

[Irondog]

Originally Posted by Im Special

i agree will, in my job i am often cutting my hands on boxes and such and i don't even notice but when i sit down 4 cofee or sumthing and realize i've cut myself it immediatly becomes unreasonably painfully weird eh?

Yea those paper cuts are a bitch PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!

[Im Special]

if you consider 3 stitchs in that area between your thumb and index finger a papercut then yes i am a pussy

[Irondog]

Originally Posted by Im Special

if you consider 3 stitchs in that area between your thumb and index finger a papercut then yes i am a pussy

3 whole stitches huh Yep, that's a pussy alright

[Im Special]

your a dick..... awesome, lets have a drink... jack or captain?

[Irondog]

Oh Jack and Coke all the way buddy............You and I will get along great now

[Im Special]

nice i can't always spell but i can always drink

[Irondog]

Originally Posted by Im Special

nice i can't always spell but i can always drink

The more I drink.............the better I spell