Brotherly Love

[sneakydave]

Well where I come from, its really really back woods. And theres not really a whole lot to do, so sometimes you gotta improvise. So me and my brothers were camping out in the woods (about 50 feet from the house).
Well my next door neighbor owned a farm. So my brother got this genuis idea to steal a , and we did.
Well after playing (?playing?) with the . My brother had another genuis idea that we should dip the in gasoline and throw him in the fire (for reasons i do not dare to speak of).
Well it seemed like a good idea, so we did it.

Now this is running through the woods on fire. Oh my god it was the coolest looking thing I have ever seen, untill it ran in the barn.
And needless to say, most people keep hay in their barns.

Well next thing I know me and my 2 brothers were trying to put out 200 bails of hay. Needless to say, it didnt work. So we sit back and watch the flames, while we wonder how much trouble we were going to get in if we didn't come up with an excuse, quick.
So we told them that I (since i the was the youngest I got to take the blame thinking that I wouldnt get punished as bad, boy was I ever wrong) was playing with matches.
I got grounded (to my room) for an entire month, and both my brothers got the shit whooped out of em, followed by them beating the shit out of me for them getting their asses beat.
Bastards!!!

[Nora Diniro]

I have a story somehtign like that

When i was about 12 me and my friend "Joe" were playing with lighters behind this "Bowling ally" and well we thought this patch of grass was goin ot go out on it's own. so we go back in to bowl and then we go back out to play with the lighter some more...but when we went back behind the building, there was a huge fire goin on n the feild....and suddenly we hear Fire trucks and police cars , and we Halled ass to the front of the building...we were frightend...thinking Oh shit we are goin to get caught and go to prison bla bla bla.... but thankfully no one has even asked us about if we knew anything about the fire...so that night leaveing the "bowling ally" we ditched the lighter in the trash...i havent had a "want" or a "need" to torch another thing ever sence!!

[sneakydave]

i have a couple of pyro stories

i think i was about 4 or 5 at this time. Me and my brothers wanted to start a fire. But we didn't want the fire to spread, so we got this bright idea to build it inside of a tire.
Needless to say that wasnt the brightest thing to do.
And we were way out in the woods and had no way to put it out.
So my brother sends me to the house with a coffee cup to get some water.
Yes an actual coffee cup, .
I go inside and my Mom askes me why I have black stuff on my face.
And I say to her, I dont know what your talking about.
So she shows me in the mirror.
Somehow, I convince her that it's nothing, and ran back out to the woods with my coffee cup of water and toss it on, ppppssssssshhhhhhh, nothing.
So we decide it's hopeless and go get my Dad and he shovels dirt on it.
Needless to say, dont start fires in tires unless you want a GOD DAMN FIRE

[sneakydave]

Well once again, me and my brothers wanted to start a fire. And thinking back on the tire incident, we decided to go out in the middle of a pasture. Where there was an old abandoned truck, oh and did i forget to mention that the pasture was full of dead grass. (One lesson at a time)
So we decide to build the fire in the cab of the truck. (ok two lessons at a time)
And needless to say, the fire gets out of control, and thinking back on the tire incident once again. We decide that we shouldnt even try to put it out, so we bailed.
Later that day my Mom made us watch the news as they were trying to put out this forest fire.
Damn the luck.

[Scavok]

Pyro -- yup im a pyro -- nice stories --- i really havent done ne thing like that except for catch my cousins trailer on fire cause they had this fake plant that lit really well ... but i didnt get in 1 bit of trouble cause well my uncle doesnt believe in whoooping other peopels kids and my mom never found out .... ... vn thread tho --- i just fixed my zippo so ill be back in business pretty soon

[WillRiker]

I hate fire.

The company I used to work for burnt down in October 1995. Whole damn place went up and caused about £5 Million (which is a little over $9 Million), worth of damage.

I stood there watching the whole place burn to the ground along with the rest of the staff and all I was worried about was the fact I'd left my Star Trek Mug on my desk.....oh, and the fact I'd been in doing overtime that Morning along with some of the Warehouse staff and we were all prime suspects for a day or two.

[sneakydave]

I prayed everyday my old job site would burn down, but I got fired instead.

[Kase]

Originally Posted by Philip J. Fry

Well after playing (?playing?) with the

or in this case, "cluck"?

[Maximal]

good one Kase

[sneakydave]

well if you really wanna know, we strung the up in a tree with a rope. Watched him flop around a lil. Shot em with a b.b. gun a couple hundred times. And then when he was real good and pissd, fucked the shit outta that bastard till his head exploded.