What's that in my chest?

[Makya]

Originally Posted by Orin

Well it's what Mr. Jerker calls it anyway. I suppose Mr. Jerker is a guy--do women night jerk?

Unless she is a herm, there is nothing to "jerk"

[Orin]

Originally Posted by Makya

Unless she is a herm, there is nothing to "jerk"

I must admit, I thought there was a 'little something' that caused a lot of pleasure and I understood that Coke bottles were quite popular, as in causing a different sort of pleasure.

[Morty]

Best part is leaving the bottle cap on. The sharp underside of the cap really digs in when you pull the bottle back out. And if your sphincter is strong enough, you can actually pop the cap off. And boy do those bubbles tingle.

[Orin]

Originally Posted by Morty

Best part is leaving the bottle cap on. The sharp underside of the cap really digs in when you pull the bottle back out. And if your sphincter is strong enough, you can actually pop the cap off. And boy do those bubbles tingle.

I'll bow to your experience on this one.

[Maximal]

Originally Posted by Morty

And if your sphincter is strong enough, you can actually pop the cap off.

Do you find the caps stop you up or do they just disintegrate when you fart?

[Morty]

They actually help build up the gas pressure and then I drop my pants, spread my cheeks, and fire that cap across the street seeing if I can hit the neighbors mailbox. I get close, but the caps always tend to curve off to the left for some reason.