What's that in my chest?

[Maximal]

Orin,

Jerker is a guy. He is posting from within our company and the area he is posting from only has guys working there. I'm on his tail

[WillRiker]

So does anyone within your company actually do any work, or do you all spend your time at MTW insulting each other???

[Orin]

Originally Posted by Maximal

I'm on his tail

So Max, what exactly do you mean by that--you're on his tail--this isn't the 'gay' department is it? We don't want Morty or CM to get too excited.

[Morty]

CM and myself have a love that cannot be broken. No rosey sphincter of another man can change that. So we will not be excited.

[evl0ne]

Originally Posted by Morty

CM and myself have a love that cannot be broken. No rosey sphincter of another man can change that. So we will not be excited.

I could have died a happy man with out ever reading that.
Thanks Morty, I'm going to run out and pick up a cranial enema and try to remove the memory of this post....

[Orin]

Finally, someone's posting something-- it takes a whole lot of effort to get some reaction these days. I think everyone's been hypnotized by Max.

[Maximal]

Originally Posted by Orin

So Max, what exactly do you mean by that--you're on his tail--this isn't the 'gay' department is it? We don't want Morty or CM to get too excited.

Orin, you seem to be the only one that got all excited about it. I don't know about Morty but to excite CM all I have to do is speel something wrong, and he'll start flinging poop.

I think I'll stay away from the editorial department for a while or at least back out the door when I leave.

[CableMonkey]

Originally Posted by Maximal

back out the door when I leave.

You mean Back Door?

Do you "Take It" in the Back Door?

Or do you just Back Up into Door Knobs for a Cheap, Public Butt Plug?

[Morty]

He likes it rough so he does it like the old school, tooth removal trick.

Ties a string around an open door.

Spreads his cheeks and lines his butt up just right.

Then gives the string a quick tug and the door comes slamming shut and THUMP, his sphincter slams down on the door knob.

He's still trying to work his way up to the fancy decorative door handles. Bit more practice needed though.

[Maximal]

Originally Posted by Morty

He's still trying to work his way up to the fancy decorative door handles. Bit more practice needed though.

I'll leave the fancy door handles for Butt......I mean Cable Monkey. I'm sure that hanging out with Morty has given him a unique entry point.