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Article Honestly..If It's Not Nailed Down....

So I'm guessing most of us have heard the saying that if something isn't nailed down that someone will steal it....well apparently even that isn't good enough any more.

Here's 2 stories from our local paper detailing thefts in the past week or so. Pay particular attention in this 1st one as to what they actually stole from a house...







They actually stole the conservatory from the house.....


And this one has a classic "Blue Collar Comedy" Here's Your Sign moment....



No...really....do you think??

They took 64 gas cannisters and a vehicle must have been used...promote her to Detective without further delay.

I seriously weep for the future sometimes.
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Re: Honestly..If It's Not Nailed Down....

People do that here with the houses that are foreclosed.. they strip out any and all copper metal they can get from the house...
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Re: Honestly..If It's Not Nailed Down....

Weldmore is allways getting broke into as there do not have any secrety on there
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Re: Honestly..If It's Not Nailed Down....

they are amazing..i hope they don't pinch my decking..... but will is right this day and age they will pinch anything....and she was as bright as me that copper....and just to let you know ..our street was shut off by armed police and they raided a house in my street (for will the house attached to where tattie bonnet lived).we think it was a drugs raid.
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Re: Honestly..If It's Not Nailed Down....



To sum up the first story.
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jezza that is so true of a pussy cat
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