Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

**Jezza** · 03-23-2008, 01:33 PM

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A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

Sauce: FOXNews.com - Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead - Health News | Current Health News | Medical News

I know Will's probaly gonna kill me for saying this, but OWNED!

**Purple Dragon** · 03-23-2008, 03:03 PM

thats done it I'm not getting my leg done ...I dont want a new anus...

on a serious note my sisters friends husband went into hospital last week ,to have a cancerous tumor taken out of his larynx...when the doctor was making the incision,he cut the jugular,he nearly bleed to death,he had to have 12 pints of blood ,5 days in intensive care he was strong enough to have the op.and this time they were successful...

**The Chump** · 03-23-2008, 08:22 PM

We should all pitch in and get Morty a new anus - for his wife's sake!

**Maximal** · 03-23-2008, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Chump

We should all pitch in and get Morty a new anus - for his wife's sake!

Do we really have to? I mean she already has to put up with Irondog, does she need another asshole around?

03-23-2008, 03:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,142	Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead thats done it I'm not getting my leg done ...I dont want a new anus... on a serious note my sisters friends husband went into hospital last week ,to have a cancerous tumor taken out of his larynx...when the doctor was making the incision,he cut the jugular,he nearly bleed to death,he had to have 12 pints of blood ,5 days in intensive care he was strong enough to have the op.and this time they were successful... __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

03-23-2008, 08:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
The Chump Master Of His Domain Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 653	Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead We should all pitch in and get Morty a new anus - for his wife's sake!

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